Girly Throw Downs Plastic Face vs Plastic Robot Tori Spelling is selling a new book so that she can buy a vasectomy. At one point she talks sh-t about Katie Holmes. Apparently she and Katie were friends when Katie was on Dawson’s Creek. Then they ran into each other years later at their vocal coach’s By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 03:30 pm
Hook Ups Taylor Swift & Alexander Skarsgard An all alert from Gossip Cop just came into my mailbox. Headline: Taylor Swift NOT Dating Alexander Skarsgard, Despite Reports It was inevitable. They’re working on The Giver together. He’s hot and her reputation is “boy crazy” so it was only a matter of time before people tried By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 01:17 pm
Relationship Assumption Let’s go to the pumpkin patch and make out There’s apparently only one pumpkin patch in LA. So Robin Thicke and Paula Patton decided to go there this weekend and make out just to make sure that if you didn’t read all the interviews they’ve been doing about their relationship, and how much they like to By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 11:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jamie Dornan’s turn Now that Jamie Dornan’s been confirmed as Charlie Hunnam’s replacement for Robert Pattinson in Fifty Shades Of Grey, the paps have a new target. Check out Jamie with his wife Amelia Warner in London this weekend. The look on his face is cracking me up. He’s like, By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 10:36 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson’s haircut Looks so good! Really opens up her face, right? By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 10:23 am
Dumbass Julianne Hough has no friends She’s ignorant, obviously. But she also has no friends. If she had friends, real friends, they would have shut this down. But then again, does anyone have real friends in Hollywood? Here’s Julianne Hough in blackface at a Halloween party this weekend and with the blackface rubbed off By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Jolie’s bad pants Angelina Jolie took her kids out shopping the other day in Queensland, Australia where she’s directing her next film Unbroken. I don’t understand these pants. Like, I’m all for an elastic waistband but these…these are not sweatpants. The material is too nice. These are more like… By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 09:26 am
Equality Issues Katy Perry is an inspiration Dean wrote a post at the beginning of the year called 5 Reasons Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. I was reminded of this while reading Katy Perry’s new interview with NPR (via Dlisted). She was asked about her relationship with the fans (the interviewer actually compared her to Bob By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 08:49 am
Books Intro for October 28, 2013 Dear Gossips, Hey generic Canadian readers – Ron Burgundy wants you to know he’s written the book of the year. LET ME OFF AT THE TOP: My Classy Life and Other Musings is due out on November 19. Here’s how the press release reads: “Ron Burgundy has taken the By Lainey • Oct 28, 2013 08:29 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo at the fashion show I was just saying yesterday that Leo wouldn’t leave Martin Scorsese hanging. But then again, it’s not like going to a fashion show isn’t Leo’s jam. Leonardo DiCaprio LIVES at a fashion show. That’s where he orders his girlfriends from. How much do you love By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 03:26 pm
George Clooney George Clooney’s two dates Pun! (Is that a pun?) Let me explain: Earlier this week it was confirmed that George Clooney’s The Monuments Men wouldn’t be ready in December. Click here for a refresher. Now the studio has confirmed that the film will be released on February 7th. I’m still not By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 12:12 pm
Johnny Depp McCartney & Meryl How could they say no? It’s Paul McCartney shooting a video at Abbey Road Studios. No one could say no. So here’s the video for Queenie Eye featuring Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (not shot together) and all kinds of other famous people I’m not listing for By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 10:50 am
Threesome and juice What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 10:44 am
Break Ups Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom no more They’ve confirmed that it’s over. According the official statement it’s been over for a few months. But they didn’t want the announcement to overshadow his Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. Now that the play has opened, it seems a good time to let it out, even By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 10:00 am
Katie Holmes Intro for October 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes has joined Twitter -- @KatieHolmes212. So, like, KatieHolmesNYC? Her first tweet was a retweet from the set of The Giver in South Africa. She’s standing next to Taylor Swift. Her second tweet involved a lot of exclamation points. Will she be one of those “inspirational quote” By Lainey • Oct 25, 2013 09:48 am
Royals Little G knows how to pose And the official Prince George christening photos have been released. You can see them here. I tried to buy them but they were super expensive with all kinds of restrictions. You’ve probably already seen them everywhere else anyway. Little G is hard to miss, what with him already being By Lainey • Oct 24, 2013 06:39 pm
