Intro for August 20, 2012 Dear Gossips, Despite repeat claims by local French media, there was no Brange wedding at Miraval this weekend. They’re now blaming their sh-t reporting on the work of a “prankster”. Of course. There was also a rumour about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake and a secret wedding in By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 09:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s busy dress My eyes cross when I look at it too long. I’m also not sure if it’s all that flattering. But I like it. Too bad about the shoes though – they’re hideous. And an especially poor choice given that it’s already so busy up top. The Daily By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria in the worst purple Kate Beckinsale wore a terrible purple last week. Click here if you missed it. How do you make a sh-tty purple even worse? Add some shine. Good God this is horrific. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Matt Damon and family go home Here’s Matt Damon, ever gracious, at LAX yesterday and then arriving home in Boston later with his family. Damon’s permanent residence for a while was in Miami, then New York. Did we know though that he’s moving to LA? Am told that he and wife Luciana (Lucy) By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 11:25 am
Style A great white dress and on fake hair LOVE this Giambattista Valli dress on Jessica Biel. Maybe even more than I did when it was sent down the runway. So much that that f-cking fringe doesn’t even bother me so much today. It’s the collar. It’s the lace sleeves. It’s the feather peplum By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 10:08 am
Intro for August 17, 2012 Dear Gossips, I am mad at Sarah from Cinesnark. She saw The Master last night! The Master is coming to TIFF, sure. But that’s in 3 weeks. Sarah was at the advance benefit screening in Chicago. Am so jealous. Her initial thoughts on the film will be posted later By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 09:42 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jordin’s premiere wedding dress I suppose you can say that about any floor length white gown but come on, this is a wedding dress, isn’t it? She looks OK, yeah. But I dunno, I just feel like there are other options, you know? Like, a wedding dress would be very, very low on By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 09:38 am
Cornell Hayes Best Random Couple All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. When By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 04:30 pm
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte? Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:45 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now. As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:10 pm
Dumbass Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 02:53 pm
Maple Leaf Does Ryan want to be coloured? There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!" Hilarious, right? Ish. But I By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 12:15 pm
Bad Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Hook Ups A new dress size and a new man! Click here if you missed last week’s post, with photos, on Jennie Garth’s divorce thinnification. Along with her new dress size, it appears that Jennie also has a new man - Noah Abrams, a photographer. According to PEOPLE it’s just “casual”. Whatever it is, casual or not, she By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:53 am
Thanks For Coming To Class! Celebrity Gossip as a proper academic discipline? Why not? When done right, gossip is a study of human behaviour. In way many ways, there’s more value in it than the analysis of hockey statistics, and the person who does that for a living doesn’t have to deal with By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:45 am
Intro for August 16, 2012 Dear Gossips, Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:16 am
