Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood looks great in shorts She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick. What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s comfortable dress This may not be the most flattering dress, but it’s not so unflattering that it’s not made up for by comfort. And doesn’t it look SO comfortable even though or because it’s too big? By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Colin Farrell’s date: mom Colin Farrell took his mother to the Irish premiere of Total Recall last night in Dublin. No, you can’t say Total Recall sh-t the bed. But it’s also fair to say that they would have wanted it to do better. A lot better. Nikki Finke over at By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:34 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte! A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose- By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s black pantsuit There’s technically nothing like mega wrong with it. And the pants highlight her tiny, tiny waist. Just...that dreaded f-cking sateen. In combination with the cut of that top it makes her look really wide and square. Like... a child dressed up in a superhero outfit. Also not By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:32 pm
Media Manipulation How are you doing, Robert Pattinson? Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s Western Shirt It’s not a western shirt, but it kinda looks like one, non? This...is not my favourite. The blue dress with leather trim and an exposed zipper that she wore to Letterman is better By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first? As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:10 am
Cheating Loins Rupert Sanders will be OK You know, in case you were worried that the man would get the sh-t end of a cheating scandal. The Hollywood Reporter claims that Universal is moving ahead with some form of Snow White And The Huntsman sequel or spin-off without Kristen Stewart. Rupert Sanders, the director of By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:47 am
Intro for August 15, 2012 Dear Gossips, It’s Tabloid Wednesday! At the writing of this open, I’d not seen all the covers for the new weeklies. But Jennifer Aniston has to be on at least three. After all, in announcing the engagement on Sunday, she gave them enough time. Today is tricky as By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:31 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s better colours Such an improvement over that terrible purple from the other day – click here for a refresher. This is vibrant and fresh and doesn’t evoke memories of gym class ribbons and high school medals. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 09:25 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 03:41 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale’s terrible purple I spent all day yesterday trying to figure out what offends me so much about this purple, this particular shade of purple. It came to me this morning: this is the colour of school banners and ribbons. The Crown Royal baggie. Usually accompanied by a gold trim. Hate it. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:32 pm
Break Ups Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:09 pm
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
