Parent Pimps In a hurry ...at 10 Couple weeks ago I wrote in relation to Chloe Moretz that she’s always in a hurry. That she can’t wait. It’s a teenage compulsion, right? You’re never old enough to do and be x,y,z. Being young and rushing will never go away. To me By Lainey • Jan 19, 2012 10:01 am
Intro for January 19, 2012 Dear Gossips, Guess who’s getting expelled from the hospital today? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken! She’s been in since April and while she’s had weekend passes for a couple of months now, today, finally, she’s going home where she’ll continue therapy... and just in By Lainey • Jan 19, 2012 09:46 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Closer to Peeta? Is there a Hunger Games club you all belong to that I don't know of? Because I've received a lot of email in the last day or so with the same video link and even the same wording, from different senders (I think), about how a By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 03:01 pm
Famewhores The Perils Of Being The Best Actress Many of you have written asking for commentary on the Michelle Williams GQ cover and interview. The story made headlines everywhere yesterday. This is most likely what you saw: Michelle Williams talks about and cries over Heath Ledger. It wasn’t totally misleading, no. That did indeed happen. Most of By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 01:08 pm
Maple Leaf The Vow is coming Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum were both in London today to promote The Vow, opening February 10. She looks delicious, right? Love the nude and black heels, how they look against her bare leg. And that dress. And the coat. And, of course, her face. Such a bright, sweet face. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 12:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Career Motherhood by Jessica Alba This article was supposed to be posted directly to LifeStyle because originally I was just writing about her shoes. (Groove Is In The Heart - is that coming back?) Then I read the caption: Jessica Alba visits FOX & Friends in Manhattan. FOX & Friends??? Is this what we’re doing By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 11:10 am
Break Ups Vanessa is done with Johnny ...or vice versa? You know PEOPLE Magazine. They don’t go with a story like this, and about such a major celebrity, and on the cover no less, without being actively encouraged, without being guaranteed that there will be no subsequent repercussion. As you know, PEOPLE is not Star. To their credit, incredulously, By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 10:23 am
Intro for January 18, 2012 Dear Gossips, Only one headline worth discussing today: JOHNNY DEPP LIVING SINGLE On the cover of PEOPLE Magazine...? We have a lot to talk about. Including the machinery behind how something like this goes down and the prospect of an available Johnny Depp at 48. What does that look like By Lainey • Jan 18, 2012 09:39 am
Dumbass Rocknroll Twinsies! When I saw these photos this morning I immediately thought of my friend Lorella who descends into (in my opinion) a disproportionate amount of rage when she sees people out together dressed similarly. Click here if you missed her full rationale. So here we have Kate Winslet, fresh off her By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 05:12 pm
Ryan Phillippe Film or Television: Ryan Phillippe edition It was announced a few months ago that Ryan Phillippe would be joining the cast of Damages for its fifth season. I totally missed that. So when I started scanning the photo agencies last night and came across these shots of him shooting the show in New York the other By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 04:04 pm
Lifestyle Elizabeth Banks or Sharon Stone? Here are some photos of Elizabeth Banks on Letterman last night. Everything about her reminds me of Sharon Stone. From the hair to the arrivals outfit. Just me? By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 02:18 pm
Quiveration Marion & Guillaume last night They went out, though did not pose together, in Paris last night for a party. God she is gorgeous. Look at that face, and without a lot of makeup. SO beautiful, right? I can’t wait to see her in The Dark Knight Rises. I can’t wait to see By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 01:57 pm
Thinnification An Award Season return After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 01:22 pm
Smutty Surgery Opportunistic Waitress Speaking of entitled losers... Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. And also, TMZ has been told that “Lindsay is actually getting more scripts By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Parent Pimps You can do anything! It was my favourite sketch on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. If you’ve been reading my column for a while, this is probably no surprise. One of the running themes is the abuse of Special . You are seeing the consequences of that all over By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s pink, green, and jeans If you had all these things in your closet, would you have put them together like this today? I wouldn’t have. Not saying it looks sh-tty, because it doesn’t, but it’s not all that remarkable either. Not remarkable enough to say, oh let me put on By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:05 am
