Cheating Loins GOOPy Wellies After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 03:18 am
Bad Style Disco Porny can’t multitask You know I have a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She makes mistakes, she says stupid sh-t, she will always choose cheap over classy, but it also seems wrong to hate on someone so dumb. There are good intentions underneath those breasts. It just takes a lot of patience By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:47 am
Amazingness Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:04 am
Faux Gossip Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 01:57 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Taupe Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 10:11 am
Amazingness Cate in the City Just pushing her stroller, with her 3 boys and her husband, catching a cab, as stylish as ever and not even trying… Cate Blanchett, who else? She’s in New York continuing to play Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire directed by Liv Ullmann that runs until December 20th By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 08:22 am
BFFs LipGloss fangirls in the loo I get it that he’s trying to guard his privacy, trying to control what he can control, trying to convey an image of responsibility and respect that sets him apart from so many of his trainwreck contemporaries. But that, in combination with the vanity and the self consciousness … sometimes By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 07:00 am
Douchebags So what will they ask him? Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 06:21 am
BFFs Jen flies home After her free trip for a few days off in Marrakesh for that hotel opening, Jennifer Aniston is returning home to the beach in California, spotted in London at Heathrow connecting for LA. That must have been a sweet gig. Even people who have a lot of money are not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 04:58 am
Quiveration Ewan’s family ride Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:45 am
Ebola Victims Ebola endangers the games Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:01 am
Bad Style Great jacket, messy hair Tom Cruise is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:50 am
BFFs Cindy & the Italian Queen Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups What’s up with Reese & Jake? The word from both their reps is that they have not broken up. Which means they want you to think that they are still together… So why the shenanigans? It’s an intriguing little gossip story. Sunday morning People.com breaks the exclusive that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:21 am
Quiveration James Franco: soap opera kissing It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you? By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 09:28 am
Sports Coincidence or conspiracy? Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 07:56 am
