Sports When the ex-husband is a centaur… Really, really love this story. Thanks to Stacy for sending along. Kate Hudson is dating ARod. ARod was married to Cynthia Rodriguez. Cynthia was photographed last week with a new man, some guy called Laszlo – click here to see the photo, it’s an important part of the story. So By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 04:44 am
Famewhores Stay Down I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:50 am
Douchebags Crusty Spittle Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:10 am
BFFs GOOPy’s Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 02:42 am
Girlcrushes It’s so nice to see you Kate Winslet. Some celebrities, when they’ve been up in our faces for a while on promotion or whatever, promise they’ll go away quietly once their sh-t is over. And then they never leave. Kate Winslet said last year following promotion for Revolutionary Road and her Oscar run By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 10:39 am
Glee Thanksgiving GLEE Oh Mark Salling…WHY? Why is your penis so dumb? Why did it lead you astray? With Audrina Patridge? I can’t get down with a dude who could actually stand that idiot for more than a minute. I can’t. If he needs some strange for a night, in By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 06:44 am
Jessica Biel Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 04:46 am
Cheating Loins The cheating Italian Queen? George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:46 am
Dumbass Beaters > Gays Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 02:10 am
Quiveration Lorne loves Franco James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 10:46 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 08:22 am
Dumbass Bashing Adam As mentioned yesterday, I don’t watch American Idol. So I didn’t give a sh-t about Adam Lambert until they started ragging on him for his AMA performance. Good Morning America scratched him yesterday, today it was a performance on The Early Show, and then this article on By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 07:25 am
Twilight Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 06:17 am
Amazingness Well that explains everything It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 05:03 am
George Clooney Curiously quiet George He’s been so quiet during the early part of the campaign season – very few promotional appearances for The Men Who Stare At Goats (and he’s a producer on the film) and The Fantastic Mr Fox and while they say it could be because he’s saving it all By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 04:09 am
Girly Throw Downs The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:45 am
