Parent Pimps It’s not too late for the younger one You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Pause until the room By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:23 am
Gorgessity Well hello Saoirse It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:07 am
Twilight Robo in danger! Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 01:53 am
Intro for Nov 25, 2009 Dear Gossips, It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 01:36 am
Style Microphone embellishment Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 08:30 am
Douchebags When Pee met Spittle John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 07:40 am
Dumbass Jizz Wolf and the Gay I don’t watch American Idol. So my knowledge of Adam Lambert is mainly from skimming articles. I do know that Lambert, an adult, closed the American Music Awards on Sunday and writhed about not unlike the way Chicken Fried Britney and underageJailBait Miley have done in their own shows. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 06:20 am
Zac Efron Gabby so popular Because everyone loves her. Because she’s so charming. Gabourey Sidibe, the star of Precious, hit up the Me & Orson Welles afterparty last night and chatted up LipGloss Zac Efron, some Hills twats, and even the incomparable Joan Collin who seemed rather taken with her. It’s really no By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 05:05 am
Dumbass Selling to the hoarders My friend Laura, the one with the Robert Pattinson problem, she also has a major fixation on hoarders. It’s her favourite episode of Oprah. I’ve never seen it but I feel like I have because Laura tells me about it all the time. She’s obsessed. Indeed it By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:35 am
Amazingness GMD: big gun, big heels? That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:14 am
Clown Miley dropped the line Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:48 am
Hook Ups Same side in a booth It’s a little unorthodox, sure. But you’re an unorthodox guy. And very, very intense. So if you were having lunch with a friend, and the conversation was a serious one, I could totally see you sitting side by side in a booth instead of sitting across. Doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:06 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Natalie & Tobey, no Jakey At the Brothers premiere in New York last night… Notably absent: Jake Gyllenhaal. They will be pushing Tobey hard for his performance in this movie during awards season. Perhaps scaling back Jakey’s involvement is strategic. There’s been very little buzz so far about Brothers but momentum is starting By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 11:43 am
Hook Ups Baby-free hookup I can’t resist looking at pictures of pretty people together and imagining their lives are perfect. It’s shallow and immature but I write a gossip blog, you didn’t come here for profundity, right? And I know I’m not alone in this. The intoxicating lure of youth By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 10:27 am
Twilight Hate, silliness, and delight Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:16 am
Bad Style He still has his hair Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 07:05 am
