Baby and Bump Obsession I knew it would come between us Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. No doubt you could have sired an army by By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:59 am
Break Ups Unfixable It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting that it’s done. Again. Sean took time off from By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:11 am
Twilight Hair, hoods, and first day shoots Kristen Stewart was spotted yesterday at the salon. They were testing out new wigs and hair options. Am told that are looking into the possibility of not weaving it so that she can just rip that sh-t off at the end of the day and be done, although it By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 03:55 am
Maple Leaf Buble’s new blonde Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 03:22 am
Bad Style Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 12:26 pm
Hook Ups Brand new strange F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. That sh-t is foul on the outside. This is Russell in London the other day taking a new piece out to dinner By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 10:08 am
Frauds It was all about the shoes Last week photographers caught Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in what was presumed to be a scrap. He kept her waiting, they exchanged words, and he had a hissy fit and stormed ahead of her. Click here for a refresher. I posited however that it may not have been an By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 08:32 am
Madonna 51 year old ass This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Haircuts My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 05:34 am
Parent Pimps Porny the judge Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Paula set the bar so low. For singing and sanity, she set the bar low enough By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 04:09 am
Maple Leaf All star Inception Fresh off a break in Ibiza, Leonardo DiCapri is now in Paris shooting scenes for Inception with Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard directed by Christopher Nolan. The plot for Inception is being kept super secret, no details were provided only that the studio described it as “a contemporary sci-fi By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 03:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy is a punchline Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke. Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 02:48 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Famewhores Autotune Aniston Oh she wants it bad. Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar. Prisoners in 1940s had perfect blowouts? Most By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 10:17 am
Dumbass Robo sells at Maxfield? …the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 07:24 am
Robert Pattinson An Open Mouth Birthday She’s 30 today, my friend Laura. Laura cockblocked me from James Franco at Sundance. Laura almost bitchslapped Sienna Miller at Burger King. Laura refused to let me wear an amazingly ridiculous headwrap to interview Tony Leung at TIFF two years ago. Laura was with me in Cannes when Mischa By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 05:34 am
