Sticks and Bones Lainey mentioned that we got caught up on Entourage last night. Half decent but not great. The golf stuff was just not realistic and a little over the top. But there was one HUGE upside to the show in spite of the slightly forced storyline: Ashley (played by Alexis Dziena) By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 09:37 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton’s acting Josh Schwartz has to hire one for every series. Right now in Gossip Girl it’s Blake Lively. Michelle, Duana, and I we live chat complain about her monotone all the time. Schwartz’s original pretty girl sh-t actor of course was Mischa Barton. Like, painful. Remember? Glad face, By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 07:14 am
Zac Efron LipGloss: Beastly competition Vanessa Hudgens just wrapped on a film called Beastly, a Twitter generation retelling of Beauty & the Beast about the boy who has everything who wrongs a pruney MK Olsen and becomes victim to a curse that can’t break until someone loves him for who he really is… The By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 06:55 am
Sports Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 05:28 am
Break Ups McGosling glimmer I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 04:22 am
Douchebags Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 03:44 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried busted ass weave It’s not the first time a post has been so titled. And likely won’t be the last. But seriously… What. The. F-CK??????????????????? Chicken Fried Low Classy went shopping yesterday on Robertson. I noted it during my Teen Choice tweets the other night – that I thought I saw By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 03:36 am
Break Ups Miley's loveache You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how she rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:35 pm
Quiveration Leg lifts It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:03 pm
Gossip Girl GG WTF Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 08:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raisin’ ‘em right Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher they’re talking a lot of sh-t. Apparently Britney took her boys to a gifting suite last week By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 07:40 am
Bad Style Vote on Diane’s ass crack She’s normally flawless on style choices, particularly because she takes risks. So this is Diane Kruger last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds going for broke. As you can see, you can see her ass crack. It’s a dress that’s probably worth, at least, several By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 05:58 am
Twilight The new Taylor, the changed flight, and more hate Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz arrived back from LA to Vancouver last night to resume preparation on Eclipse. How famous is Taylor these days? The fans only wanted his autograph and Kellan, for the most part, was pretty much left alone. For Taylor, with his new status, seems to come By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 05:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Manslinger the WAG Would Kate Hudson’s relationship with Lance Armstrong have lasted longer if he’d resumed riding last year? To give her something to cheer for? I think one of the things that keeps her going about ARod is that he’s supposedly good at something. And she relishes the role By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 04:04 am
Christina Ricci Reward this body She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 03:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Nipple tweak alert It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 03:01 am
