Gorgessity Black leather & Pitt Porn Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 02:51 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Douchebags How to behave Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Not funny. At all. And not representative of a man who respects women. Certainly not By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 10:56 am
Friday Night Lights How to Post Grad Gilmore Girls + Friday Night Lights… I was never hooked on Rory and Lorelei. But I am terribly, terribly fond of Alexis Bledel. As you know, I’m also balls crazy about Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights actors are almost always ignored. So how about some love for Zach Gilford By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:58 am
Famewhores How to use your boyfriend Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Despite a three day run at the Hollywood Bowl however Shelfy still hasn’t confirmed a new movie role. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:35 am
Hook Ups How to be a player Jennifer Aniston, also known as 40 and Fabulous!, has been battling Snapface Renee Zellweger, 40 too, for the affections of Bradley Cooper. Renee seems to have surged ahead of late. She and Coop (with whom she co-starred on Case 39) and a couple of friends (?) are currently in Barcelona, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:26 am
Hook Ups How to be a Manslinger Ashley Greene is heading back to Vancouver. Before leaving this morning she said goodbye to Chace Crawford. With her lips. See? And his eyes are closed… Because… You fill in the blank. With a boy. Ashley and Chace were both at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Wonder if they By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:15 am
Quiveration How to be gross Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at this Without dry heaving and yet I still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 04:13 am
Zac Efron How to be the same There was an article published recently about the new Hollywood Leading Man – click here to read - claiming they’re all looking “eerily similar”, super generic, and it’s hard to tell one from the other, leaving the writer to posit that there’s an alarming shortage of real men among By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 03:43 am
Girlcrushes How to be 20 She still has a year to go but it’s hard to believe Kristen Stewart and Hayden Panettiere are only 12 months apart. One seems to be well into her 30s. The other is content at 19, embracing 19, dressing the way a 19 year old can – with imagination, with By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 02:50 am
Bad Style How not to be 20 Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride. It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 02:29 am
Julia Roberts How to be a teen Well there’s the Cyrus way to do it, and then there’s Emma Roberts. One year older than JailBait but SO MUCH more age appropriate. She’s cute without looking infantile, she’s stylish without sacrificing youthful freshness, she’s attractive and yet still seems… pure. How refreshing. A By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 02:25 am
Parent Pimps Miley, short shorts, a soul patch, and a pole It’s Miley Cyrus and her mashed up mouth at the Teen Choice Awards last night, all of 16, looking more like 30, and standing next to Fergie, really, it’s like they’re almost the same age. A compliment for Ferg, a shame for Miley's parents. And By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 02:18 am
Douchebags Monogrammed Douche Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 06:59 am
Quiveration Vampires flying Twi-Hards are on high alert today. Several members of the cast, including Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, will be present, front and centre, at Teen Choice tonight. Given the intrigue lately surrounding Stewart and Pattinson’s rumoured romance, Twi-Hards are clutching their books to their bosoms extra tightly By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 06:52 am
Victoria Beckham Skinny Judgy Posh She was purple in Denver the other day for American Idol auditions and extra, extra thin. Look at those bones popping, and the skeletal arm… Apparently some people weren’t thrilled to see her. Knowing she’d be on tv judging and being judged, Victoria Beckham must have not eaten By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 05:50 am
