Douchebags Yellow means humble Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 05:03 am
Quiveration Eat, Pray, Hotness Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 04:45 am
Leonardo DiCaprio The player and his Pussy Posse He claims it was never formally called the Pussy Posse. Oh please. He and his boys rolled around hunting ass every night. It was totally a Pussy Posse. And apparently he’s revived it. Leonardo DiCaprio is single. He and Bar, it would seem, have broken up for good this By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 03:35 am
Twilight Don’t hate the replacement Twilight Eclipse cast members continue to acclimate to Vancouver – it was Bryce Dallas Howard who was spotted yesterday after a workout, getting into training mode to play the aggressive Victoria. As you know, Bryce recently replaced Rachelle Lefevre and as you also know, Twi-Hards tend to fixate unreasonably on By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 03:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kids ARE allowed! Sort of. It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s? Well… I don’t see George in these photos. Do you? George is like me. Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 02:52 pm
Twilight Kristen & Peter As I reported a few hours ago on my Twitter Peter Facinelli arrived today in Vancouver to begin prep for Eclipse. He was overhead saying he was tired and that he only slept 3 hours last night. Meanwhile over in Santa Monica, Kristen Stewart was spotted leaving a medical building By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 02:35 pm
Harry Potter Rickman Mashup! Thanks to agcg for this clip – it makes my week. A Harry Potter Snape Die Hard mashup. Kills me. Will get you through a hot boring afternoon. By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 09:04 am
Quiveration Today with glasses Yesterday’s Jackson Rathbone certainly kept you in the (Canadian) holiday spirit. Dorin has sent over some more from his 100 Monkeys show in Dallas the other day this time rocking the hat with a pair of thickrimmed glasses. Oh la JR. For CJ who loves him dearly – and for By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 08:54 am
Break Ups Dividing the friends Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 08:41 am
Ebola Victims RUN FOR COVER EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural. Supernatural shoots in Vancouver. Ebola is By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:25 am
Dumbass Geriatric and a beater Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning.” Right. Because Larry King now deals in soft balls. No balls! Remember his By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:01 am
Victoria Beckham Posh October? I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded with By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:19 am
Gossip Girl For Lara Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:12 am
Jennifer Aniston 40 and Fabulous! wears leather Don’t forget the exclamation point. It’s not just 40 and Fabulous. It must be 40 and Fabulous! This is how it was shoved down our throats last February when Jennifer Aniston celebrated her milestone birthday. And it’s how she continues to sell it on the cover of By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 05:41 am
Gorgessity The beautiful Demi Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:58 am
Quiveration James & Julia Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:31 am
