Girly Throw Downs Sulky Bitch bails and goes home Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 however just before leaving By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 07:20 am
Girlcrushes Meryl That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 06:00 am
Famewhores Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 05:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession After the dance… Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 04:17 am
Gorgessity Crazy beautiful Winona Ryder looked very beautiful in Italy yesterday attending the Giffoni Film Festival. Beautiful, and not even so crazy even though she is so f-cking crazy. Love her, but it’s the truth. Remember she was all like, yeah we’ll be doing a Heathers sequel and Christian Slater’ By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 03:12 am
Style Finally her time? Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Quiveration The hottest bitch at Comic-Con Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 11:26 am
Break Ups Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 09:22 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Quiveration Josh’s travel suit This is for Lara. At her stag this weekend, Kelly and Duana put together a game of Family Feud. Joshua Jackson was an answer in the category “Lara’s Celebrity Crushes” alongside Ed Westwick and Justin Timberlake. Lara will LOVE these photos. It’s Joshua at Vancouver airport leaving for By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:06 am
Quiveration Hugh’s weekend with the kids Hugh Jackman was photographed in NYC this weekend with his children Oscar and Ava. Hugh gets to stay close to family through the rest of summer and fall because he’ll be on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain, beginning previews on September 10th. Hugh and Daniel together… By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 05:41 am
Twilight Hugging Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 05:25 am
True Blood True Blood Triangle Sounds like it’s coming. The real vampires arrived in town for Comic-Con this weekend in time for a new episode that aired on HBO last night. Did you watch? Did you PVR? You are devoted, right? It’s the best, non? Here’s the cast on the panel By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Meangirling Gwyneth At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:01 am
Girlcrushes Start the week with Cate Gladly. This is Cate Blanchett with husband Andrew Upton arriving at the Sydney Opera House for the Helpmann 2009 Awards honouring the performing arts. Cate and Andrew are currently co-artistic directors of the Sydney Theatre Company and Cate was nominated, though did not win, for Best Actress. Love her By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 03:08 am
Brad Pitt Drive-through Brange Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds. Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree. “You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 03:01 am
