Clown Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 09:41 am
Douchebags It’s helping... We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 08:23 am
Amazingness His music and his jeans It’s Friday. Some Karl on a Friday, “thanks God” because it’s been an exceptionally strong I Hate People week. Karl hates everyone. But not people who were in Paris. Heh. Check him out the other day in Berlin for an Elle Magazine photo shoot accompanied by his “muse” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 07:20 am
Parent Pimps SATC 2 – Exclusive Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 06:26 am
Douchebags Cruz and Becks matching haircuts Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 05:28 am
No Kids It’s a book by French author Corinne Maier called No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not To Have Children that caused a sh-t storm in her country when it was published last year and will be available in Canada (and the US I’m assuming) on August 4th – can’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 04:52 am
Style Ginger Scarjo Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:56 am
Twilight Hormone Convention Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:20 am
BFFs Johnny at Comic-Con Alice in Wonderland won’t be released until May 2010 – too long! – but Tim Burton has been showing footage to the press, in San Diego for Comic-Con and the studio will also be giving sneak peek clips and set pieces to journalists across North America in the coming weeks. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:48 am
Dumbass Katie Holmes: Lobotomy on a dance floor Dreadful. Michelle said to me before leaving the office last night that she was afraid to watch SYTYCD. Afraid to feel the fontrum for Katie Holmes. And her premonition came true. It was the f-cking sh-ts. And an embarrassment to the show. A complete embarrassment to a show By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:36 am
Intro for Jul 24, 2009 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance – holy f-cking SUCK. And she spent all that time rehearsing? Hours and hours? And this is the very best they put together? OSCAR WORTHY??? Chicken Fried Britney’s half ass vaginal fondles at the MTV VMAs required more By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:18 am
Ben Affleck GOOPy cooks chicken! Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 09:47 am
Victoria Beckham Posh swings Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 08:34 am
Amazingness Johnny & Carol The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off! By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 07:35 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Tim & Faith: good pants, great legs A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 05:48 am
Katie Holmes Ready for Robo? Tonight’s the night – Katie Holmes dancing and singing on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Katie’s doing it for the Dizzy Feet Foundation – she cofounded the charity supporting art studies scholarships for kids, encouraging dance and music and even sport as a valuable educational By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:48 am
