Hook Ups Pissing away $130 million If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 06:09 am
Sports Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Sports Little balls playing with big boys Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:09 am
Jude Law Jude’s popular Hamlet Hamlet made him hot-ish again? He’s playing Hamlet at Wyndham’s Theatre and they say his star power is selling out every show. But he’s also backing it up. Receiving solid reviews, even though David Tennant had already taken on the role, and brilliantly, just this January. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:17 am
Quiveration Why aren’t you in your underwear? As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F- By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:06 am
Blind Riddles Bro Massage They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite. Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 02:53 am
Intro for Jun 11, 2009 Dear Gossips, That foul stench you woke up to this morning comes from Ebola Paris Hilton. It’s single now, no longer dating that useless f-ck Doug Reinhardt. Scroll down for the full article on who it’s hunting now. The most hunted boy in the world is in By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 02:45 am
Clown He wasn't spreading it well The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 01:13 pm
Bad Style Nipple Day in London The Posh stepped out earlier with her tit rocks all tweaked… Then in the evening, on the red carpet for the UK premiere of The Hangover, Heather Graham let her nipples do the talking too. Hello chilly breeze! Those are much nicer to look at than Victoria Beckham’s concretes By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 11:35 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried coincidence or conspiracy? You’ve heard by now – click here for more information – about Britney Spears and her agent Jason Trawick. And you’ll recall my exclusive report from her cousin’s wedding a few weeks ago – at the time everyone was calling him her “douchebag boyfriend. As soon as her new relationship By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 10:26 am
Douchebags Where are your beans??? One of the best gossip stories EVER: Remember when Hugh Grant attacked a pap in London with a container full of baked beans? I die. Last night Hugh was at it again. In New York, walking with a friend, unfortunately he had no beans with him so all of a By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 08:24 am
Megan Fox Megan vs Middle America Something is up with me today. I should call my mother. This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first. But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful. Anyway, say what you By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 08:09 am
Dominic Monaghan Charlie??? Are you a Lost fan? ABC has been running some cute crossover ads to promote new shows using old shows. This is the latest featuring Patrick Dempsey, Courteney Cox, and yes, Dominic Monaghan from Lost… They’ve already announced that Claire will be back. Now Charlie too? Joking, right? Joking… By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 06:00 am
Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Stephen Moyer 4 More Sleeps Until True Blood Season 2. The premiere screening took place last night in LA, most of the cast in attendance. Of course Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – she has the most underrated, cute little body, non? – and Sam Trammell too. I vacillated all through the first season: Bill or Sam? By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 04:36 am
Amazingness Julia & Dave I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:49 am
