Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Sports Porny’s skinny jeans It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:13 am
Jude Law Dear Jude Emile Wank Hirsch doesn’t think you’re good enough. How dare you play Hamlet. Only E Wank can play Hamlet. After all, he “conceived” of the modern day version of Hamlet, haven’t you heard? Wanky says get the f-ck off his stage. This is Jude last night By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 10:53 am
Blake Lively 3 Sisters and a Dull Am very fond of the word “dull”. Reminds me of my mother. One day last year in Toronto, my parents picked us up at the station. We were in the back seat. My husband asked her something trivial – like how her opera class went or something. Her answer, always animated: By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 08:45 am
Bad Style Where is your tailor?????? Ok enough. Bradley Cooper is a hot piece, no doubt. And he has great hair. But there’s a pants problem going on. They’re either too tight – as evidenced in Toronto – or too f-cking short, as evidenced this morning at Regis & Kelly. Like, it’s practically capri By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 07:31 am
Harry Potter Emma 6 weeks Emma Watson dressed up in London last night for a Rodarte party. Want her dress. Sigh. Still 6 weeks to go. They previewed a clip at the Movie Awards on Sunday but it was highly unsatisfactory. Like, we’ve seen it all in the trailers already. Hurts to say but By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 06:01 am
Gorgessity GOOPy GOOPa Barcelona It’s GOOP Thursday! Today’s issue: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Barcelona recommendations. This one I care about. Because I haven’t been and have always wanted to go. Finally a keeper instead of recipes and child rearing tips. Click here to read the GOOP’s Barcelona tips. And it’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 05:33 am
Famewhores They’re learning So young and already learning how to navigate the Hollywood landscape. Last week I reported exclusively that Taylor Lautner broke up with Selena Gomez. Click here for the details. TRUE. Taylor’s final day in Vancouver was May 22nd. He was supposed to spend time with Selena in the two By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:43 am
Twilight Twi-Fight at Blockbuster You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny at the Goodwill! Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:12 am
Clown Single Orange Female Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:58 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s legs on Letterman Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:27 am
Break Ups Chris Pine bails out He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop is reporting that Chris By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 01:35 pm
Ed Westwick Glamour Shamef-ck He’s at home in London and attended the Glamour Magazine awards last night, all of his most disgusting attributes tweaked up to the top of the dial. The flared nostrils. The silly attempt at eye to vagina penetration. And those feet. Oh my God those feet are killing me. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 11:52 am
Hook Ups George’s new piece Us Weekly reported in their last issue that this is George Clooney’s new piece. Her name is Lucy Wolvert. Guess what she does for a living? Well of course she’s an aspiring model/actress. But Lucy is also a cocktail waitress! According to the magazine, they met in By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 09:26 am
Girlcrushes Two favourites Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman at the UK premiere of Last Chance Harvey. Look at them dancing! The cutest! Dustin also brought along his wife Lisa and their daughter. He ADORES his wife. Has done for many, many years. And they’re naughty. More like HE’s naughty. When I By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 09:15 am
