Douchebags Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here for my version and here for her perspective. Mine obviously is more believable because I wasn’t blinded by a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 08:42 am
Parent Pimps Remember this photo? I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more. So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO. Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world. Every day they do this at the mall. They line up at By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 07:33 am
Quiveration He’s getting papped now! These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 05:28 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s “somewhat serious” My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 04:28 am
Bad Style LipGloss Blender Legs Moist Face Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:54 am
Mary Kate Olsen Hangover Prunes Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:49 am
Daniel Craig Bradley vs Bond: grey suit-off! Last night in London, Daniel Craig smartly dressed, hitting up an ATM in St Johns Wood. You know I’m all over him in a suit. But training for his third Bond hasn’t started. So… he’s probably not as lean as he has been. I’m just saying By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:16 am
Famewhores Country Stalker! This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 02:54 am
Twilight Twilight Saga casting updates - Eclipse Many of you have been asking when they’ll return to Vancouver to resume filming. Probably August, yes. BUT…there’s no confirmed date. Any reports you’ve read about an exact date in August are premature considering the schedule is still being drafted. Again – the schedule is STILL BEING By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:19 pm
Shame How bad is it? When you have to pose next to one of these things and you’re not in Japan? This is Wilmer Valderrama today in Vegas for who knows what, and why does it matter when he’s taking photos with a lifesize Handy Man…??? Is he poor? By our standards he’ By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 01:00 pm
Girlcrushes Lady Noir in New York If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 12:08 pm
Hook Ups Evan Rachel Wood: slight improvement My friend Laura is addicted to Robert Pattinson. He’s like crack for her. She and our other friend Lorella enable each other over email. Sometimes they copy me in and I asked to be excused from the conversation. Yesterday Laura candidly described their habit as follows: “Yes, Lorella and By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 09:36 am
Zachary Quinto Spock in hat with ‘stache The other day I simply linked to a few new photos of Zachary Quinto and hundreds of you quivered all over my inbox. Let’s see what happens when I actually post some. This generation’s Spock showed up at the airport this morning headed to Mexico to promote Star By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 08:16 am
Clown Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 06:00 am
Kelly Clarkson Kelly, Gaga, and Vaginas This is Kelly Clarkson in Australia today promoting her album All I Ever Wanted. She’ll continue promoting it in Canada, specifically Toronto, on June 21, at the MuchMusic Video Awards joining Lady Gaga and the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers on a star studded list of performers and presenters. I By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:49 am
Ebola Victims Em & all his friends Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:33 am
