Gorgessity Music to GOOP to This week’s GOOP is not for preachy mommies and does not feature the kitchen! Unless the kitchen becomes the dance floor. Love dance parties. On our last night in London last fall, Duana, Michelle, and I had a dance party in our adorable room at the Charlotte St Hotel By Lainey • May 14, 2009 05:26 am
Gossip Girl The 80s ruined prom Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when By Lainey • May 14, 2009 04:40 am
Girly Throw Downs Huge empty bag Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:56 am
Twilight A very pretty birthday He really did look extra pretty on his birthday. Especially the close up on his face, see? Framed by his hood, mouth closed in a semi pout, Robert Pattinson quivered the loyal fans waiting outside in the rain last night as he celebrated his birthday at Glowbal in Yaletown. He By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:33 am
Quiveration DDL and the Ladies George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:52 am
Clown Pity hire A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:31 am
Intro for May 14, 2009 Dear Gossips, I need it to be January. Because Lost is back on in January. And then there will be answers. Hopefully there will be answers. We need answers or I will break the tv. Wanted to break the tv last night. More so than most weeks. At least in By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:22 am
Jennifer Aniston Movies about baster babies It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. By Lainey • May 13, 2009 01:01 pm
Quiveration MTV Kings !!!!!!!!!! It was announced today that Kings of Leon will perform for the first time on MTV at the Movie Awards. For sure Caleb’s voice will hold up much better than Chris Martin’s last year. Ugh. Do you remember that? Like, quit jumping around if you can’t sing By Lainey • May 13, 2009 10:13 am
Cannes 2009 Average > Dried bitter melon face? My husband has been on me all day about featuring Shu Qi because he’s been stalking her on Getty. He thinks he’s an Asian specialist now, he can actually tell us apart. And right now he’s all about how hot she is. Can’t get over how By Lainey • May 13, 2009 09:58 am
Cannes 2009 Festival Tilda It begins. Another Cannes Film Festival. And at tonight’s opening gala, a goddess arrived. Her name? Tilda Swinton. Please. Who else? I LOVE how far she has to bend down to greet that woman. I LOVE how graceful she is. I LOVE how beautiful she is. Beautiful but not By Lainey • May 13, 2009 08:23 am
Clown More AssTalk from the Fox Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 07:37 am
Twilight Rossum for his birthday Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My By Lainey • May 13, 2009 06:05 am
Quiveration Ewan in the morning At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:38 am
Break Ups Courteney’s new bestie Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:09 am
Girlcrushes Maya’s Hollywood timing Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 03:11 am
