Quiveration Monday Ewan Can you think of a better way to wake up? It’s Ewan McGregor in Rome with Tom Hanks and the cast of Angels & Demons beginning what’s expected to be a big push promotional tour to compete for the box office during a very crowded May. Hugh Jackman’ By Lainey • May 04, 2009 02:39 am
Gorgessity Time for Zoe I have a thing for teen dance movies. Please. I know I’m not alone. Have you seen Centre Stage? SO. Bad. SO. Good! I wondered about Zoe Saldana back then. Have been wondering what’s taken her so long to make it. She’s obviously amazing to look at, By Lainey • May 01, 2009 12:08 pm
Famewhores Shelfy gets a job! Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador By Lainey • May 01, 2009 09:15 am
Twilight New Moon at the theatre As I first reported earlier this week, they shot more theatre scenes last night for New Moon with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Anna Kendrick. Indulge me for a moment while I gloat, will you? Because I was yelled at by some twi-hard called Angela earlier the other day By Lainey • May 01, 2009 07:27 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Zombie at Star Trek He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with Tom Cruise. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing By Lainey • May 01, 2009 07:08 am
George Clooney George Clooney > Robert Pattinson Anna Kendrick’s biggest splash to date has been the scene stealer in Twilight. Everyone I know who was forced to see it, and came away feeling dumber and ashamed, everyone noted that its few non-cringe moments were provided by Anna Kendrick. She’s charming. There are brighter days By Lainey • May 01, 2009 06:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle! No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin By Lainey • May 01, 2009 05:32 am
Gwen Stefani Like coming home No Doubt performed this morning on The Today Show! I almost cried… It’s been, what?, 4 years since the last time? Now it’s a new tour. Starting tomorrow in Atlantic City, then continuing through the summer wrapping up in August. Are you going? If you’ve never, you By Lainey • May 01, 2009 04:33 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy on the carpet If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on By Lainey • May 01, 2009 04:03 am
Cheese Cheese Anniversary Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I By Lainey • May 01, 2009 03:31 am
George Clooney Clooney works, then plays George Clooney relaxing at a pool bar in the afternoon yesterday in Miami, then enjoying himself with the ladies in the evening… I like when he sticks his ass out. As you can see, George has that famous smirk on his face. His “I know you know I’m up By Lainey • May 01, 2009 03:06 am
Douchebags Diamonds for the best work Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. So is her surgeon. Demi By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Weddings There’s the ring Rachel Bilson today in New York shopping at Whole Foods and giving us a very good shot of her engagement ring. As you know, Rachel is engaged to Hayden Christensen. They’ve been tucked away in Ontario at his farmhouse for much of the winter for renovations, a far cry By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 10:39 am
Josh Duhamel Getting closer every day This is Josh Duhamel – he’s a fine looking man, non? – on the Vancouver set of Ramona and Beezus today. Also attached – Selena Gomez shooting the other day. Speaking of Selena, she and Taylor Lautner – the most adorable young couple – have spent time together every day this week, whenever they By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 09:43 am
Famewhores Pippy runs from Shelfy Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 08:52 am
Hook Ups Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:18 am
