OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week: LAST CHANCE! It’s your last chance to enter Schwarzkopf Professional’s OSiS Glamour Queen “most GLAMOUROUS TRIP ever” contest for a chance to join me at this year’s Smut Soiree! In addition to attending gossip night as my date, you and a friend will also be luxuriating and shopping and By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:04 am
Clown It runs in the family Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’ By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:51 am
Quiveration Good Morning Hugh He flew to New York yesterday to make the morning show rounds today – one last push before Wolverine opens tomorrow… or tonight, if you’re inclined to hit the midnight screenings. Many of you are enjoying these daily Hugh sightings. I am too. Will be sad when he scales it By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What Nicole wore this week Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was a f-ck up. Then she pulled it together for baby Harlow. You think this is possible for Lindsay Lohan? Screech. The thought of Lindsay Lohan with a kid is frightening. I can’t remember – did we used to say this about Nicole By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 03:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession All better Liev Schreiber skipped the Hollywood premiere of Wolverine the other night because his son Sasha was sick in New York. Sasha was briefly hospitalised but is clearly feeling much better, enjoying time on dad’s shoulders yesterday during a walk through Soho. He is cute! Allow me now to segue By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 03:22 am
Intro for Apr 30, 2009 Dear Gossips, He can’t contain himself. Because we’re going to the Canucks game tonight. Round 2, Game 1. And it’s warm. Which means the hockey whores will probably come almost naked. Amazing! We’re headed to Vegas next week for a few days. Should I be one By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 03:07 am
Hugh Jackman Three Class Acts Because it feels like it’s a dying breed. First, everyone’s favourite Michael J Fox who has just released a new book Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist and will guest star on Rescue Me with his friend Denis Leary. Who doesn’t love Michael J By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 09:54 am
Style You’re so pretty when you’re glossy It’s LipGloss with his hair pulled back in Madrid yesterday promoting 17 Again. Look how pretty he is! I don’t know, since I’m not of his generation, but this is so much better than those strategically placed elf strands sweeping the side of his face, non? He By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 08:21 am
Famewhores Taylor learns the business Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 06:14 am
Parent Pimps How Lilo lost weight: Adderall Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Because it’ By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 05:08 am
Break Ups It’s over again Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 04:14 am
Quiveration In New York and on the cover Ryan Gosling is sharing the cover of OK! Magazine this week with Robert Pattinson and John Mayer: Love, lust, lies. On the prowl with Hollywood’s hottest hunks. Oh la. People Magazine has a bestseller in its 100 Most Beautiful issue. Us Weekly scored an exclusive with a Jon & By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:48 am
Bad Style Bond in sweats kills quiver Yeah… I prefer him in a suit. Daniel Craig is amazing in a suit. Jeans too, sure. Clothing that is tailored. With structure. Not sweats. I wish… I wish I could turn back 10 minutes. I wish I had avoided this set of photos. I wish I had seen the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:10 am
Maple Leaf Hugh and Halle together again For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:01 am
Douchebags Horny, Smug, and Rude It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 02:37 am
Gossip Girl Poppy can’t act We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:34 pm
