Hook Ups Exclusive! Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez! Couple made in Tween Heaven! Both 16 and both in Vancouver – Selena Gomez arrived in town last week to begin work on a new movie called Ramona and Beezus. My sources tell me exclusively that she and Taylor Lautner, of Twilight of course, have had dinner 3 times now, and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 09:01 am
Faux Gossip Next week’s cover photo It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy: Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving! The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 07:56 am
Clown How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Douchebags Pippy explains the PDA Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 05:14 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s one “fat” friend It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six: "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 04:02 am
OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week: Beyonce So it turns out that horrid voice wasn’t hers. Beyonce can sing. This is reassuring. Even though that dominant smutty, bitchy part of me was briefly entertained, the notion that Beyonce’s pipes couldn’t produce without assistance would have been a foundation shaker. It’s something I need By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:53 am
Twilight Twilight: Multigenerational wolves Yesterday in Vancouver – Chaske Spencer spotted in good spirits and your first look at Graham Greene, in town to shoot his sequences for New Moon. Both worked yesterday. Where: in the forest. What: Robert Pattinson/Edward takes off, leaves Bella/Kristen Stewart, and then people are looking for her and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:44 am
Lilo & Portman Are you watching Dirty Face on Ellen? If not, you must find it. CRAZY. Will write more about it later... But my favourite part so far: Lindsay Lohan namedrops Natalie Portman. Says that Natalie Portman has been a very good friend to her, has helped her through tough times, is By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:37 am
B-tch please Jesus heals Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Then it was out for dinner with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:55 am
Dumbass Lilo on Ellen Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Johnny Depp and… Twilight? You know it hurts me to write it as much as it hurts you to read it. But… Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary and … not really feeling the side part. At all. Also those glasses, the way they turn up at the sides, it’s like By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 09:54 am
Girlcrushes Chelsea Handler vs Ebola I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 08:53 am
Quiveration On rare occasions… When he’s not asstalking or assblogging or dressed from head to toe in “me me me” clothing, Kanye West is attractive. He’s even sexy. Kanye attended the Vanity Fair party for the Tribeca Film Festival last night in New York in conservative attire, did not give a pap By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 07:00 am
Style How many changes? Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 06:23 am
Quiveration A day without Hugh Two days, actually! Can you believe it’s midweek and not one post about Hugh Jackman until now? Slap me. To make up for it, here are several shots of Hugh in Hollywood yesterday at his hand and footprint ceremony on all fours with his pipes all pumped and a By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:58 am
Douchebags You are a humpbacked geek So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:29 am
