Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 03:10 am
Emmy Rossum Ha.Ha.Hee! It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 02:32 pm
Bad Style The only man for lime green pants But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 01:54 pm
Hook Ups No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase so he can have him. Britney probably wouldn’t be By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 10:26 am
Hook Ups Sienna goes younger Sienna and Balthy have supposedly cooled. The other night in London she and Tom Sturridge spent some time together at the Groucho Club. Sienna had her flirty face on. I’ve seen her flirty face in action before. It’s pretty irresistible. For regular people, spending time together might just By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 09:12 am
Maple Leaf Joshua’s great year Joshua Jackson’s Fringe has been renewed for a 2nd second and will move production to Vancouver, his home town. Joshua’s film One Week, a Canadian road trip celebrating Canada, made on a hilariously small budget, has surpassed the $1 million mark at the Canadian box office – a huge By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 05:36 am
Douchebags Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 05:26 am
BFFs Birthday Glum Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: 1. Shauna Sand was allowed By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 03:49 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy’s blind riddle GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 03:04 am
Reese Witherspoon While you file… Or type. Or reply to email. Or review briefing notes. Or hustle from meeting to meeting, whatever constitutes “work” for you, over in Hollywood “work” looks a lot different. For most of them, work is going to the gym. Or learning how to ride a motorcycle. This week, in Reese By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 12:31 pm
Patrick Dempsey Wedding = Ratings? What is it with the MiniVan Majority and its obsession with weddings and babies? They can’t resist either. Here are photos of the cast of Grey’s Anatomy shooting a mystery wedding scene today for the end of season. Get out your hankies! Ghost boyfriends, brain tumours, proposals, and By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 12:12 pm
Lindsay Lohan Makeover! Yeah, so this is Wilmer Valderrama. !!! !!! Wilmer was walking around NYC today visiting Generation X Tenant Association Community Garden in the Lower East Side but really he was showing off his makeover. He’s almost unrecognisable. Like, remember when Wilmer used to date Lindsay Lohan? Lived with Lindsay Lohan? She By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 09:04 am
Famewhores Madonna and Mercy This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 08:17 am
Twilight My team and his band This is my team. Jackson Rathbone. His band 100 Monkeys played a show in Vancouver last night and most of his Twilight castmates were there to support him including Peter Facinelli, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, and Ashley Greene. Robert Pattinson was not seen. Actually kinda sweet By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 07:56 am
Quiveration By request Posted photos last week from the NY set of The Baster with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. Many of you requested more Bateman... Here he is, this week during downtime, spending it with his daughter Francesca. She’s cute in her little mocs! Nothing like a man in a grey By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 05:58 am
Quiveration More, more, more You want it... Yesterday it was Rome, today it’s Madrid – Hugh Jackman promoting Wolverine. Does his hair grow fast, or what? Feel like it’s longer already. Good that his bangs are pushed back. Scroll down if you missed the photos of Hugh rockin’ the boy band. Re: Wolverine By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 05:32 am
