Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
Twilight In La Push These are exclusive on set photos of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner as Bella and Jacob shooting scenes in what’s supposed to be La Push yesterday for New Moon. As you can see, they’re both wearing wigs. Movie making magic! And I always thought her hair was that By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:03 am
Quiveration Fresh Ed Edward Norton sightings don’t happen often. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen ones. So we’re two for two this week. Must take advantage. This is Edward last night at the Signature Theatre Company Gala in New York with longer hair and some kind of tan? He looks young. And fresh. By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 02:53 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Parent Pimps Violence is wrong Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:35 am
Thinnification Thinnification of Russell Crowe He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 08:29 am
Twilight Twilight Juno Weekend Robert Pattinson was supposed to present at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Instead, Twilight was represented by Taylor Lautner. They are trying their best to make him a star. To give Pattinson a challenge, if this is possible. Twi-hard losers seem pretty keen on the Open Mouthed One. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
Faux Gossip Lopez striped and fringed Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa? Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:51 am
Douchebags Weekend, Week Begin John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Packing light, short stay? Or maybe there’s a helper dude not in the frame who is actually pulling the big items… This is Cameron Diaz arriving in London, presumably to visit boyfriend Paul Sculfor with whom she hasn’t been seen in several weeks. Cam flew over after attending the Kids’ Choice Awards By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 03:46 am
Quiveration Empire Men Last night in London at the Empire Awards, Viggo Mortensen was honoured with the Empire Icon Award. I know you’re out there. I know there is a strong minority of you who want more Viggo. Could you wake up to Viggo? It would scare me, I think, to wake By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 03:23 am
Dumbass Smut Math A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 08:55 am
Dumbass No Situation for a year and a day I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 07:59 am
Famewhores Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Others report that their families are still tight By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:46 am
Break Ups We can hear you... Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:12 am