Parent Pimps Crack ramblings run in the family Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:55 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Clown Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Dumbass True 2009 The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:14 am
Twilight His head is fine but he smells Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver. He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust. The smell By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 04:09 am
Gossip Girl Harvey’s next Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 03:28 am
Dumbass King and Queen of TV B-List At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 03:15 am
Jennifer Aniston Meet The Basters Love Jason Bateman. This is Jason Bateman in New York yesterday, there to shoot The Baster with Jennifer Aniston who could not risk being seen yesterday morning, hidden under a huge hood, until Chris McMillan could blow her hair out at which point, as you can see, all smiles for By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 03:05 am
Zac Efron Where is your Elf Ear? LipGloss sent the girlies into a frenzy today in Paris at the premiere of 17 Again. It was well worth it then, that hour he spent on his hair. That’s how long I spend on my hair when it needs to get done. And mine is almost down to By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 12:56 pm
Gossip Girl Back to Basics After a succession of mediocre episodes, Gossip Girl came roaring back last night, taking it back to the basics, no more Mary Kay Letourneau, a limited amount of Humphrey, central focus on Blair Waldorf, the series’ best character, and what’s shaping up to be a love showdown to end By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 10:32 am
Hook Ups Vagina Virgin cuckold? So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 08:46 am
Famewhores Today’s Bitch… please! Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 06:43 am
Girlcrushes Yay for more Chelsea! Chelsea Handler has just signed a brand new multi-year contract that will keep her on the air through 2012 with more projects in the works as well. Chelsea Lately first launched on E! in 2007 and has been steadily building viewership, now boasting more young viewers in the coveted By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 05:31 am
Quiveration Love Actually back together Many meanings to this one… First – the incomparable Bill Nighy, sexy beast, last night at the premiere of The Boat That Rocked in London with girlfriend Diana Quick. They were reported to have split last August after 27 years together and still their love endures. Here’s a great article By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 04:14 am
BFFs Boys of a feather open mouth together Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip. When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing. By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 03:57 am
Girlcrushes A reason to get pregnant? A reader called Sabrina wrote to me yesterday suggesting this might be a reason to thaw out my womb – Nicole Richie, on the heels of the success of her jewellery which sold out in pre-order, has announced she’s launching a maternity line… The good news is that it’ By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 03:16 am
