Quiveration Maybe not with red lips Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:56 am
Maple Leaf Where? As you know Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married on Saturday here in Canada and they pulled it off with no press, no paps, and total privacy…mainly because it was well planned, and because they’re not famewhores, and as such they chose a location that allowed a By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:35 am
Douchebags Shelfy’s Best Work Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 08:05 am
Madonna Weed Lips It’s not just liquor that loosens the lips. If you’re lucky enough to not react with vomit to pot, perhaps you can weigh in: does weed make you chatty? Apparently it makes James Franco chatty. In an interview with Out Magazine about his new film Milk with Sean By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 04:31 am
Britney Spears There’s a sex tape Remember Adnan Ghalib? Of course you don’t. He was Britney’s pap turned lover whose life is now officially over since Britney got her head back. Time for one last gasp to cash in. Adnan has confirmed there is a sex tape. Of course there is. He stole her By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:43 am
BFFs Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
Dumbass Rachel Bilson, fashion plagiarist? Is there such thing as fashion plagiarism? Rachel Bilson signed a deal with DKNY Jeans to design a capsule collection called Edie Rose. She was at a Macy’s in Florida on Sunday to promote the line, her cute little face under a cute little hat, with a cute little By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:04 am
Frauds No Drunk Dialing Ass Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad and Mad in Berlin As you know, Brad Pitt is prepping for Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards in Berlin. Shooting begins soon and to get his cast and crew in the spirit, Quentin has been booking group gatherings on Friday nights to screen films that inspired his screenplay. Last week it was The Good, By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:40 am
Quiveration The Heel-less Posh Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:31 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Jamaica? Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 05:47 am
Clown Disney twats are delusional It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 04:33 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Will at 40 Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:52 am
Bad Style DanRad > Katie? Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:21 am
Intro for Sep 26, 2008 Dear Gossips, Ummmmm…Kevin McKidd? Like he can be a Grey’s series regular ANYtime. Man makes Patrick Dempsey look like Daniel Radcliffe. Ew! Britney’s Womaniser was released today – have you heard it? Click here … Don’t hate but don’t love. A little too generic, non? It’s By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:11 am
Jon Stewart Imagine… A world without Stewart and Colbert??? Blasphemy! The new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Amazing. The article opens like this and keeps getting better: In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week's By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 11:04 am
