Famewhores The Female John Mayer Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:02 am
Lauren Conrad Rumey and The Hills New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 03:49 am
Intro for Aug 19, 2008 Dear Gossips, “Am I need to say something? How beautiful am I?” Yelena Isinbayeva last night on NBC’s Olympic coverage. Amazing. Finally a Russian diva to entertain at the Games. No one does drama like a Russian diva. Just ask Svetlana Khorkina. Watching Yelena own that Bird’s Nest By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 02:48 am
Donnie Wahlberg Single on tour Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 11:04 am
Karl Lagerfeld Le Karl… Crunk! This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 10:12 am
Frauds Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Hope… or Hoax? Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 07:03 am
Dumbass Alba ALMA Latina What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:28 am
Madonna No Rest for the 50 Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Cutest detail? Lourdes serenaded her mother on By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:01 am
Ellen Degeneres Best.Suit.Ever Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 04:05 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Triathlete vs 8 Gold Medals Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:56 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
Emmy Rossum Rossum for the Weekend I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Why??? Because the last one did so well? No... because she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 07:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mentor and Mentee Ashlee Simpson was shopping at Barney’s yesterday and ran into her everything inspiration the new Nicole Richie. She spent the rest of the time following her around in the store taking notes. So what? Not everyone is a leader. And even my Gwynnie has given a style checkmark to By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 06:39 am
Mandy Moore Forgive Him? Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways". When you open the link, it’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:42 am
Frauds All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
