Douchebags Pippy at the ESPYs Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 02:36 am
Quiveration Is he in this one too? Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 09:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Do you need an obstetrician? Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:54 am
Hook Ups Mac…and Kiki??? Justin Long will not go quietly into the night. Now that Drew Barrymore has tired of him, he has cleverly managed to get in with another A list starlet – this time it’s Kirsten Dunst. OK! Magazine is reporting the two were just spotted this morning in NYC, after what By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:19 am
Douchebags Ugly Junior kissy face Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:42 am
Douchebags Princess AssTalk gets a tumour! Katherine Heigl is an ungrateful bitch. And Shonda Rhimes is going to punish her. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Following her asstalking remarks a few weeks ago about withdrawing her Emmy nomination because in her estimation the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t deserve one, Katie By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:24 am
Hayden Panettiere No More Greats Once upon a time in Hollywood, most stars had a specialty. They focused on that specialty. They were great at their specialty. Like Tom Hanks isn’t recording a rap song and launching his own line of lawnmowers, you know what I mean? Nowadays in showbiz, quality control is the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:52 am
Parent Pimps Meet Honor OK! Magazine paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to Jessica Alba’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:18 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:04 am
Ebola Victims Ronaldo avoids infection! Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed despite her best efforts. Because as soon as By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Stay-at-home dad Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the Tom Cruise brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores Intro for Jul 16, 2008 Dear Gossips, A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring? Word By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:23 am
Goodbye Grissom Ausiello is confirming that Gil Grissom is leaving the lab. William Petersen will remain involved with the show but his days as a regular are over… and this is not a sabbatical. My friend Michelle will be crushed. She thinks he’s a sexy bitch, a stone engraved membert of By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 08:35 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait Bradshaw She’s not quite Emmy Rossum – is it right to hate someone so young? – but she’s almost there… Disney’s most profitable virgin, Miley Cyrus, wants to become her generation’s Carrie Bradshaw, revealing to TV Guide that she’d “love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 07:51 am
Clown The Fox and her Bag Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 05:08 am
Victoria Beckham Becks and the Ordinary She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:57 am
