Girlcrushes Maggie > Katie Thank Xenu that Tom Cruise would not give his permission. Thank Xenu he’s a f&cking idiot. Because The Dark Knight with Katie Holmes in it would not have been the same film. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so much better. Maggie has a brain. Maggie also has style… This By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:38 am
Quiveration The Knight’s Lips Christian Bale and his wife Sibi last night at the premiere – look at him touching his lips. Touch my lips too! He does have a lip thing, non? Like a lisp… much more pronounced as the Batman than as Bruce Wayne. The Batman… must be that I’m a comic By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:17 am
Gary Oldman Gotham’s Black Carpet Star-studded attendance last night on The Dark Knight black carpet including Gary Oldman and Aaron Eckhart – both quivering! – and also Naomi Watts who arrived with boyfriend and baby-father Liev Schreiber though both slipped inside right away. Michelle Williams, as expected, was not there. But it has nothing to By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:12 am
Intro for Jul 15, 2008 Dear Gossips, There was a fire in Vancouver yesterday resulting in blackouts across much of downtown. Something about the server being affected…which accounts for intermittent access to the site. Was at a screening for The Dark Knight on Monday morning. Scroll down to yesterday’s column, see below for By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 03:04 am
Quiveration Bonus Knight Tonight is the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. Bonus Bale photos – Christian and his wife Sibi walking around the city surrounded by fans and photographers. It is a very rare sighting. They are intensely private, little is known about him off camera. But I’ve spoken with him before By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 10:35 am
Quiveration The Week of The Dark Knight Just got back from a screening of The Dark Knight (IMAX). Will not bother reviewing it since you can read any number of reviews about Heath Ledger’s brilliance anywhere on the web with one quick click. Just see it. That’s all. Focusing instead on commentary that film critics By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 10:32 am
Power Outage Major power outage downtown Vancouver which is why site has been wonky today. Am told things should be restored soon... By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 10:25 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Not a day over 30 Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 06:59 am
Retire the Move Usher performed in Nigeria on Friday at Thisday’s 3rd Africa Rising Festival and treated the audience to several crotch grabs. Lameness. Kinda like his career. Which might be why he’s trying to reassert his sexy. But showbiz is fickle. Usher went away for a couple of years, married By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 05:18 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie at the wedding Rare sighting of Fergie and Josh Duhamel together – seen the other day at Taboo’s wedding in Pasadena. Her body is crazy, non? Encouraging to see that Fergie isn’t That Girl. That Girl who tries to upstage the bride. A perfect choice for someone else’s special day: subdued, By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 03:13 am
Sports Tits & Romo in Tahoe Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 02:09 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait gets hacked Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:47 am
Break Ups Madge"s Family Weekend Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:41 am
Famewhores The Holy Birth All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:30 am
Intro for Jul 14, 2008 Dear Gossips, It’s the question Brangelunatics will be asking themselves, and each other, for decades to come: The day the Holy Twins joined the Chosen One to form the new Trinity – Where were you on July 12, 2008? “I was at home working on my Shiloh scrapbook,” they’ll By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:18 am
Quiveration Rafa on a boat Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:36 am
