Reese Witherspoon Family weekend in Paris Jakey Gyllenhaal with long-ish hair and stubble is the hottest Jakey ever. And he’s not a player pig. And he’s tight with his family. And he doesn’t roll with the Hollywood drug scene. In other words, the antithesis of the cheating carbface Ryan Phillippe. Here’s By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:26 am
Girlcrushes Never enough… Tina Fey. This is Tina last night at the opening of Damn Yankees. We need more Tina to balance out the twats. Million dollar question: Would you suffer through friendship with the sugar-raping Rossum in exchange for friendship with the genius that is Tina Fey? Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:08 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Work Ethic My Gwyneth spent time in New York this week to promote Sensuous, the new fragrance by Estee Lauder. She showed up with the Hurley and the other 2 spokesmodels to work the carpet at the launch…but that’s it. While everyone else gave interviews and signed up for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 05:42 am
Break Ups Official…but not news I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 05:28 am
Cheese Euro Man-cheese Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 04:28 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in an elevator Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:12 am
Quiveration Good Morning Hotness Nothing like waking up to Ewan McGregor who arrived in LA yesterday – blonde and relaxed and does he ever age? LOVE the hair. Ewan currently has 5,000 projects on the go, including Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks (random!) and a film alongside Daniel Craig. The two of them… By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 02:52 am
Kelly Ripa Head Eating Body Some people can’t stand Kelly Ripa, think she’s annoying. To me there’s a lot worse. Like that old bag Barbara Walters. And Ryan Seacrest. What freaks me out about Kelly is that her head seems to be getting bigger, sometimes it looks like it’s swallowing her By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 07:23 am
Quiveration Return of an ex-boyfriend Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal! Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. This is By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 06:03 am
Quiveration Daniel Surfacing The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can. Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:54 am
Emily Blunt Buble’s many babes Don’t have a problem with players. Quite the opposite in fact. Kate Hudson is a player. Love Kate Hudson. What’s hilarious about Michael Buble the player is that he’s somehow conned his entire fanbase, by virtue of his cheesy and oversensitive music, that he is the anti- By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:34 am
Kristen Stewart Countdown to Twilight This is the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the stars of the upcoming film Twilight, based of course on Stephenie Meyer’s best selling teen vampire saga, timed in advance of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and (hopefully) final By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:27 am
Douchebags Pip eats without his ass As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 12:16 pm
Break Ups Not Free… Yet It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 11:55 am
Cheating Loins Her Madgesty’s Stalker? It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 08:31 am
