Quiveration Ryan’s Many Faces Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he"s not By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 07:40 am
Famewhores Love Lessons from a 14 year old “These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 06:55 am
Douchebags Groupie Sex John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 04:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Old Teenager had a baby All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:23 am
Cheating Loins Madge Makes Chicken Fried Smile Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:03 am
Intro for Jul 09, 2008 Dear Gossips, Yesterday’s smuggle challenge elicited quite the response. Best of all, most of your food sneak exploits did not actually involve food… but alcohol. Degenerates! My favourite though was sent from Jannah S with perhaps the low classiest smuggle of them all: I went to see the Nutcracker By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 02:40 am
Quiveration Singles and Doubles Tennis Hotness My cousin Cat spent part of the day yesterday texting me about Rafa Nadal. She’s a hardcore tennis fan and has been a hardcore Rafa quiverer forever. Needless to say, Cat was bursting with pride for her boyfriend…along with all of Spain. Rafa returned home today to a By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 10:27 am
Victoria Beckham Please Posh…come back The world has been lamentably Posh-less of late. For some reason, Victoria Beckham has been laying low, perhaps suggesting that she’s a little more realistically self aware than we give her credit for. But Victoria arrived in London today with Romeo and Cruz looking the best she has By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 08:28 am
Quiveration Squint and Quiver James McAvoy on the cover of Details. Your afternoon delight. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 08:02 am
Anne Hathaway Sweet Steve saves Anne Anne Hathaway made the cover of People last week – the Princess and the Con Man, describing how Anne was duped by that shady boyfriend she recently broke up with. The one who kept writing bad cheques and stealing money. Anne and her Get Smart (the movie that beat Mike Myers By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 04:24 am
The Smuggle Challenge Just a quick note about the smuggling food challenge I posted in the Halle Berry article. Many of you have come with very admirable accomplishments. A plate of spaghetti is most memorable so far. At the same time… you’ve all mentioned that your ghetto outside food sneaks have been By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 04:04 am
Gossip Girl No Shorts for Shamef&cks This is why Ed Westwick has to get out before dawn. And he can’t meet my friends. He can totally come back when they leave, but when he does leave the shame will roll in like crashing waves before a storm. Relentless and consistent, one embarrassing memory after another By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:58 am
Faux Gossip Peeing Douchebag talking to me? Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:37 am
BFFs Stand by the Madge My Gwyneth, followed by baby David Banda and his nanny, showed up yesterday at Madonna’s apartment for a visit and some girl support. Maybe even a tongue kiss. According to the tell-all being peddled by her brother, Madge and Gwyneth necked one night in front of a roomful By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Date with Stevie Wonder Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Are they bringing snacks to By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 02:55 am
