The Office Jim with a beard No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 03:34 am
Hook Ups How Lilo Likes Her Makeup Sex Makeup sex is hot sex. Lesbian makeup sex is even hotter. Firecrotch lesbian makeup sex is the hottest. It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a huge scrap the other night that left Lilo in tears, so distraught she had to be comforted By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:08 am
Gorgessity Looking Ravishing at Dior Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:05 am
Bad Style Looking Rough at Dior Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non? Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite. Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:02 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Loves the Frenzy She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:00 am
Famewhores Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding? Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 12:56 am
Cate Blanchett Cate to Cannes Indiana Jones will premiere in Cannes. The line up for that screening will probably be a mile long. The good news? Cate Blanchett is headed there! We’re told, along with Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeouf, she will be on hand to present the film which means yes yes yes… By Lainey • May 12, 2008 08:32 am
Sex & the City Cynthia > Lilo Shall we be obnoxious and compare lesbians? You are intimately familiar with Lindsay Lohan’s dirty face. Lesbian to lesbian though and redhead to rehead, at almost 20 years older, Cynthia Nixon is head and shoulders and tits above her younger Sapphic counterpart. Here she is at the London premiere By Lainey • May 12, 2008 08:17 am
Sex & the City You Likey? SJP arrived in London for the UK premiere of Sex & the City wearing this… I kinda love it. Especially the head piece. The head piece is amazing. She is, after all, in England, where head pieces are head pieces. And really… for an event like this, for all the By Lainey • May 12, 2008 07:42 am
Gossip Girl GG in Milan It’s Monday! It’s Gossip Girl! Previews for tonight’s episode were delicious. Serena slides way the hell down… can you stand it? The CW has also just announced that the new Season of Gossip Girl will kick off September 1st with a change of scenery. In the Hamptons! By Lainey • May 12, 2008 07:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad"s Girls Go Shopping INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Almost to the detriment of their other ones. Miss Zahara is my favourite. By Lainey • May 12, 2008 04:40 am
Famewhores What John Did in the Pool You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mother’s Day in France Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:03 am
Break Ups Alanis: New Break Up Music! Many years ago, Alanis Morissette broke out because she broke up. You, you, you oughta know. Alanis has a new album due out on June 10th called Flavours of Entanglement and she’s revealed that much of the material came from a period last year when she hit what she By Lainey • May 12, 2008 01:56 am
Beverly Hills 90210 Kelly Taylor Forever Jennie Garth has officially signed on to join the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off reprising her role as Kelly Taylor, the part she can never shake. Unlike Jessica Biel, the Alba Bitch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Aniston, and all those other tv girls however, Jennie has never fought her fate. By Lainey • May 12, 2008 01:49 am
Douchebags Another Case of Pip Hypocrisy Madonna made him hot…but he’s still a f&cking douchebag. Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race which, to be fair, is not the kind of reality show about twats By Lainey • May 09, 2008 06:35 am
