Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and Pitt Porn! Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie By Lainey • May 09, 2008 06:06 am
Maple Leaf Self Promote for Mother’s Day I don’t get Josh Groban. To me, it’s cheese. Super cheese. But what do I know? Josh Groban sells A LOT of albums. Women lose their sh*t over Josh Groban. Josh Groban’s Christmas album broke, like, 15 records. So don’t lie. I know you’re By Lainey • May 09, 2008 05:12 am
George Clooney Make Me Stink Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross. One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so By Lainey • May 09, 2008 03:37 am
Jessica Simpson Why George is not the GMD It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless By Lainey • May 09, 2008 03:25 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Wedding Cheese People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a By Lainey • May 09, 2008 02:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Royal Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving By Lainey • May 08, 2008 10:12 am
Break Ups Single Liv Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Unfortunately, whatever their differences, it By Lainey • May 08, 2008 09:20 am
Shia LaBeouf Saturday Night Beef Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random. I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source By Lainey • May 08, 2008 06:10 am
Clive Owen Hot Clive in the City Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost By Lainey • May 08, 2008 04:23 am
Nicole Richie Nicole’s Family Photos For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with By Lainey • May 08, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Kissing Ass Everywhere After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, Tom Cruise is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force By Lainey • May 08, 2008 02:49 am
Adrian Grenier The Boys are Back… in September! The boys of Entourage were shooting today in West Hollywood at Urth Caffe getting set for a September return. It’s been so long I can’t remember where they left off. I think it was Cannes and Medellin sucking sh*t at the festival… Plot lines are always kept By Lainey • May 07, 2008 09:35 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Hot Young Cheese WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. And why By Lainey • May 07, 2008 08:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Old Girl Sh*t is the Best Sh*t Seriously… two old broads fighting in public totally makes my life. So Barbara Walters has written a memoir. Of course she went on Oprah to publicise it, revealing that she was a homewrecker in the 70s. She then proceeds in her book to sell out two ladies she used to By Lainey • May 07, 2008 08:39 am
Quiveration Who Needs a Reason… To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and By Lainey • May 07, 2008 04:27 am
George Clooney George at 47 Yesterday was George Clooney’s birthday. He went out for dinner with friends like Ellen Barkin and Karen Duffy and also, of course, Sarah Larson. Not sure if that’s a tear in her dress or a strategically placed little gap. Curiously enough, as mentioned earlier, Cindy Crawford was in By Lainey • May 06, 2008 11:52 pm
