Music Janet in Milan This past Super Bowl was the 10th anniversary of Janet Jackson and that punk who let her eat all the sh-t that happened after. I was thinking about that the other day because we’ve been playing some Janet in the studio during commercial breaks. And then I thought By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 01:46 pm
BFFs Gwyneth, Demi, Nicole and the florist In Hollywood, even florists are famous. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Hollywood’s most well-connected florist, Eric Buterbaugh is profiled, along with his three closest celebrity friends, Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, and Nicole Richie. Obviously. There’s not a lot of gossip detail since the feature By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 01:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s slouchy stripes Am obsessed with this outfit. Love the messy stripes. Love the loose but tailored fit of the top. Love the length of the skirt. Love the clash but at the same time the match of all the prints. And it looks SO comfortable. By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 12:08 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession “Angie didn’t care” Amy Pascal was at the Women in the World conference yesterday. Pascal, of course, was head of Sony during the big Gossip Dump of 2014 when all those hacked emails were released. As Sarah wrote last week (click here for a refresher), it was recently announced that she’s leaving By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 11:46 am
Quiveration My Obsession in Berlin I would have liked to see the Sam Taylor-Johnson’s version of Fifty Shades Of Grey without the EL James interference. I would have liked to see her make the movie that was her complete vision. Because you can actually see the internal struggles unfold on film. For starters, By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 10:55 am
Quiveration Charlie Hunnam’s nudity and smell Been thinking a lot about Charlie Hunnam since seeing Fifty Shades Of Grey last night. And how much better it would have been with him in it. And, sh-t, how much more I would have wanted to see his come face in it. And whether or not, if he By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:58 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Dakota Johnson’s giggle – Fifty Shades Of Grey movie review Like I’ve been saying for weeks, I went in there hoping for the rubs, hoping to see a movie that would get me off. I think we all were – Cynthia Loyst, Jessica Allen, and I went together, with no expectations but with also with no hate. Rather, we were By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:47 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 12, 2015 Dear Gossips, If you think the Best Actor Oscar race between Michael Keaton and Eddie Redmayne is too close to call, will this change your mind? Michael Keaton is a Rabbit. During the Year of the Goat/Sheep, only 3 signs out of the 12 signs are on a luck By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:02 am
Smutty Roundup Smutty Roundup: Rihanna’s faces, Sam’s groceries, and Guy’s late night Rihanna was out for dinner last night at her favourite restaurant, Giorgio Baldi. She was photographed carrying her cousin’s baby wearing a coat with faces all over it. It’s faux fur. And it’s MAGNIFICENT. Click here for the designer. Of course it’s seen on her first. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 04:42 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades of bush Here are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” for W Magazine. Two days. Are you ready? Are you ready to get horny?!!??? Don’t front like you’re not going. They’re projecting $60 million on the low end and $90 million on the high end. That means more By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 03:53 pm
BFFs New friends and combinations The Grammys saluted Stevie Wonder last night at a special performance in LA featuring several big name artists all gathered to honour the legend. The show will air on February 16 on CBS. In addition to Gladys Knight, Annie Lennox, Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga, John Legend, the Band Perry, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 01:07 pm
Media Manipulation Presenter but not Nominee The Academy confirmed yesterday that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. A presenter… but not a nominee. Gracious to accept the invitation on her part, sure. But, really, what choice did she have? If she declined, she’d look to them like a petty asshole, and they’d probably By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 11:56 am
Faux Gossip Angelina Jolie Pitt smiles in London As posted yesterday (click here for a refresher), it’s Angelina Jolie Pitt now, official. Here are some shots of her in London on Tuesday arriving at a meeting with William Hague, all business following the announcement of the launch of the Centre for Women, Peace and Security at the By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 11:22 am
Break Ups The timing of the Conscious Uncoupling According to the Daily Mail (so I don’t blame you if you snort at the authenticity of this post), Gwyneth Paltrow intimated to Marie Claire that she and Chris Martin actually separated a year before the conscious uncoupling announcement and that she was actually subtly asking Johnny Depp about By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 10:23 am
Quiveration Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 09:58 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 11, 2015 Dear Gossips, You know who was at the Grammys with hardly a mention? Courteney Cox. Maybe you didn’t recognise her. I wish she had chosen a better pair of shoes. Anyway, that’s my not very subtle segue to Dragons. Courteney Cox was born in the Year of the By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 09:12 am
