Golden Globes 2015 Gina Rodriguez: Globes Best Virgin Okay, that headline is cheap. But I know there are a lot of people who don’t know who she is so I’m not above getting you to read the article like this. She won as the lead of a show called Jane The Virgin. You think it sounds By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 07:46 am
Golden Globes 2015 Kate Hudson: Globe’s Most Obvious Kate Hudson’s white, body-slamming Versace is probably going to end up on most Best Dressed Lists from the Golden Globes. It’s certainly hard to ignore. Is it really though? Is it really the Best Dress? Or is it the Best Body? There’s a difference, non? And By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 06:42 am
Golden Globes 2015 Sienna Miller: Best of the deep cuts at the Globes There were a lot of deep cuts last night. Of varying breast sizes. My vote is for Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Because her deep cut wasn’t the dominating feature. It wasn’t the main event of her entire look. The deep cut didn’t take away from the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 06:16 am
Golden Globes 2015 Eddie Redmayne: a Golden Globes wedding gift Eddie Redmayne over Benedict Cumberbatch… Have you seen The Theory Of Everything? I’ve had a boner for it ever since TIFF. So, yes, he deserved to win. And he certainly deserves to move into second place tied or ahead of Benedict Cumberbatch. And for the Academy members who were By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:57 am
Golden Globes 2015 Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan: Globes unhorny (The bottom of this post is NSFW) “Together on stage for the first time…” That’s how Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were introduced. They were there to represent Fifty Shades Of Grey. They were there to promote the movie. To put it in your heads that you should consider By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:45 am
Golden Globes 2015 Matthew McConaughey & Channing Tatum: Globes present and future Matthew McConaughey is an Oscar winner. You would not have believed this 5 years ago. Maybe even 3 years ago. Back then he was synonymous with Kate Hudson. Back then he was good for taking his shirt off, thank you Matt Damon. If Matthew McConaughey can win an Oscar… why By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:29 am
Golden Globes 2015 Mark Ruffalo at the Globes: the future Keaton Some actors just go about their thing, they’re good at their thing, but it’s not flashy, and everyone likes them, so much, but Out There, beyond the People Who Know, nobody notices. Until much later. I feel like that’s what’s happened to Michael Keaton. And it By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:15 am
Style Kristen Wiig & Amanda Peet: Slouchy Globe dresses By the end of this article, you’re probably going to tell me to shove it up my ass. If that means Allison Williams styles, I’m all about that life. F-CK yeah. Sorry. It just… it’s just such a great position, you know? Anyway, about these two By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:48 am
Bad Style NSFW - Allison Williams was better on another channel Some parts of this post are NSFW. For three years now I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about the way Allison Williams dresses that … doesn’t interest me at all. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s like the girl in school whose By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ethan Hawke: Globes buzzkill Safe to say now that Boyhood is the clear Best Picture frontrunner for the Oscars now, right? The Globes don’t necessarily accurately predict Oscars. But they certainly can influence Academy members to pay more attention to the films and actors that they honour. So Ethan Hawke is most definitely By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:19 am
Bad Style Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal: the Globe siblings How many times did Maggie Gyllenhaal refer to “my brother” when she was up there accepting her Golden Globe? A lot. That made me wonder… What does it take to pass the Maggie Gyllenhaal Test? If you want to be with Jakey, you have to pass the Maggie Test. Who, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 02:54 am
Style Emily Blunt: Globes Best Braid Crown There were a few braid crowns last night at the Globes. Joanne Froggatt, who won for Downton Abbey, was probably the worst. Emily Blunt probably did it the best. But that’s also helped by her highlights. If the hair is just dark, it’s almost not worth it. You By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 02:29 am
Golden Globes 2015 Felicity Jones: Globes Too Safe She’s been SOOOOOOOOOOO safe this entire award season campaign. Too safe. Maybe after Thursday, when the Oscar nominations have been announced, we’ll see a little more personality to her fashion choices. Because last night wasn’t memorable. It wasn’t totally sh-tty, but it was… Nothing. The By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 02:03 am
Golden Globes 2015 Kevin Hart & Enniko Parrish: Best Globes Substitute for Brange Did you see Kevin Hart’s interview with Ryan Seacrest? He could not stop rubbing his fiancee’s ass. When the hand and the ass are so connected like that, it’s the only thing you pay attention to. This is how Brad Pitt used to behave with the Jolie. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 01:50 am
Golden Globes 2015 The Sweatiest Golden Globes ever That’s what a lot of you were tweeting at me last night. That everyone was super shiny and too tanned. Evidently LA was really muggy on Sunday. And the Beverly Hilton needs a stronger air conditioner. You know what else the Globes needs? How about Lily Tomlin and Jane By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 01:29 am
Golden Globes 2015 Intro for January 12, 2015 Dear Gossips, Prince showed up on stage at the Golden Globes. And so did Angela Bower. So as far as I’m concerned, Brange or not, it was a good night. I mean, it’s Prince. It’s the way he’s wearing those pants like I’ve always wanted By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 01:20 am