Media Manipulation Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in By Lainey • Jul 31, 2014 11:17 am
Girly Throw Downs Three Whisker Taunting Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises By Lainey • Jul 31, 2014 10:32 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for July 31, 2014 Dear Gossips, The best article I read yesterday was about Bill Murray. Murray’s film St Vincent will be screening at TIFF. The festival wants to also take the opportunity at the gala to honour Murray’s career. Only no one was able to find him. Because, as you know, By Lainey • Jul 31, 2014 10:01 am
Maple Leaf Isn’t it time? Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Now By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 04:17 pm
Harry Potter Boyhood Potterhood Is Ethan Hawke your re-boyfriend yet? If you say no, is it because you haven’t seen Boyhood? See it. Then be the contrarian. I know the type. The film has received near universal acclaim, currently sitting at a 99% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But some people just By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 03:46 pm
TV Updates Resetting Lea Michele Lea Michele continues to work on Sons Of Anarchy. Here she is shooting a scene with Katey Sagal yesterday. As I wrote earlier this week, with the imminent conclusion of Glee, Lea’s professional strategy seems to be an image change. This is not Rachel Berry hanging out with Gemma By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 02:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. EXACTLY) -Jay is By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 12:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s black silk dress I’ve seen worse in this shiny material. You know how I feel about the shine and the silk. Here, though, it’s all about the cut and shape. My favourite shape. Loose. No cling. Not body-con. The fabric is allowed to fall on its own. That said, it By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 12:23 pm
Bad Style Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort? While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 11:34 am
Royals Hot Harry’s desert boots After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 10:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Short, blonde, and pregnant It was a great weekend for Scarlett Johansson. It’s a wonderful time for Scarlett Johansson. Lucy exceeded expectations at the box office, coming in at #1 with almost $45 million and overpowering Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s Hercules. And this just a couple of weeks after Sarah posted this By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 10:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 09:58 am
Charlie Hunnam Intro for July 30, 2014 Dear Gossips, I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today. On an unrelated note – why By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 09:33 am
Media Manipulation Joaquin Phoenix: Dr Strange? A few days ago THR reported that Joaquin Phoenix and Marvel are in negotiations for him to play Dr Strange. I mean, he’s definitely right for it. On talent, he could totally do it. Of course he could. But… is Joaquin Phoenix a Company Man? Think of how RDJ By Lainey • Jul 29, 2014 04:07 pm
Media Manipulation Rachel Berry wants to be an old lady Um. Lea Michele was on the set of Sons Of Anarchy yesterday. Her? She’ll be on the sixth episode of the upcoming final season reportedly playing Gertie, “an empathetic truck-stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma (Katey Sagal) during a difficult time”. What’s with this By Lainey • Jul 29, 2014 01:26 pm
Relationship Assumption Gwyneth & Chris: movie night in the Hamptons Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at a private screening for Hector And The Pursuit Of Happiness last night in the Hamptons. Simon Pegg is Apple’s godfather so I imagine she was there to support his project. And she looks great, she really does. Exactly what would come up if you By Lainey • Jul 29, 2014 12:03 pm
