Break Ups GOOP > MET It was confirmed a few days before the MET Gala that Gwyneth Paltrow would not be attending. She had a sh-tty time last year and she’s had a sh-tty personal time lately and, also, the GOOP pop-up shoppe is happening at the Brentwood Country Mart this week. The Brentwood By Lainey • May 07, 2014 01:20 pm
Amazingness Julia Roberts: on swearing and “sublime” Julia Roberts is currently promoting HBO’s The Normal Heart. That means a lot of Julia being Julia. Which means Julia honking, Julia lecturing, Julia judging… Julia being Julia. Which is kinda like Mimi being Mimi. Except Mimi doesn’t call it anything other than what it is. Julia pretends By Lainey • May 07, 2014 12:04 pm
Media Manipulation Maleficent in Paris Everybody's all like, Angelina Jolie skipped the MET Gala to promote Maleficent in Paris with Elle Fanning but...when does she ever go to the MET Gala? I’m pretty sure she’s never been to the MET Gala. There are certainly no photos of it from an By Lainey • May 07, 2014 10:59 am
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Blind Riddles He likes them big & buff He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’ By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:13 am
Met Gala 2014 Intro for May 7, 2014 Dear Gossips, Did you notice how much better so many celebrities looked at the MET Gala AFTER the MET Gala? Best example: Kate Upton. Check her out in black and white – WITH A CAPE! – as she headed into the Boom Boom Room for the after-party. Now compare this to what By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:01 am
Bad Style Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014 Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 03:39 pm
Style Beysus & SJP: Best of the MET 2014 Sorry I had to make a tie. I just can’t decide between these two. Let’s start with Beyonce because I don’t want to get disappeared. Also, on our team we allllll agreed on this. She nailed it. She got it. She GOT IT. Riccardo Tisci wouldn’t By Lainey • May 06, 2014 03:27 pm
Gorgessity Lupita Nyong’o: MET’s Most Controversial OK. Let’s talk about Lupita. According to my email, it’s about a 50/50 split. Half of you LOATHED her Prada. The other half of you adored it. The loathers were more screechy than adorers, just saying. That’s pretty much how it broken down here at LaineyGossip. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:13 pm
Bad Style Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:01 pm
Top Reads Charlize & Sean: MET exact These two are a mind f-ck. A MIND F-CK. Would you have predicted, yesterday, before the event, that it would be Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrivng at the MET Gala wearing the purest interpretation of the dress code?!?!? She’s in Dior, predictably, and it’s lovely, naturally, but By Lainey • May 06, 2014 12:28 pm
Gross Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:56 am
Met Gala 2014 Gisele & Tom: the annual MET couple I wait for them, I do. I remember the first time I covered the MET Gala with my friend Lara we lost our minds. And every year, during the MET Gala, we celebrate our anniversary. So maybe my feelings for Gisele and Tom are wrapped into my love for Lara. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:20 am
Bad Style Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:10 am
Met Gala 2014 NPH: MET Eyeliner Men don’t get much variety with fashion because we tell them that they can’t wear dresses. How boring would it be to have to wear a tuxedo to these events, over and over and over again? If you can play, play. If you’re Neil Patrick Harris, of By Lainey • May 06, 2014 10:57 am
Bad Style All of them: MET Olsens Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 10:07 am
