Hair The Beckhams: Minimalist MET Except he wore a black tie. Which I don’t mind because otherwise it would have been too much of a wash. Victoria Beckham is all about minimalism these days. I almost miss… I might actually miss… This: Because at least then there was something to laugh about. Now? Now By Lainey • May 06, 2014 09:36 am
Gorgessity Emma Stone: Best MET Hair There was a lot of bullsh-t hair last night. Google Felicity Jones. And I’ll get to Katie Holmes in a minute. But here’s my favourite because I love her and I do love a braid. Check out Emma Stone in Thakoon with Andrew Garfield at their first MET By Lainey • May 06, 2014 09:22 am
Style Rihanna: MET 80s Duana was all over this for the 80s. I’m really, really tempted to imitate this 80s hairstyle on The Social today but I’ve decided to go with someone else. More on that later. So here’s Rihanna, Kristen Stewart’s next best friend by the good will of By Lainey • May 06, 2014 09:04 am
BFFs Kristen Stewart & Dakota Johnson: Bella Swans at the MET Gala Kristen Stewart played Bella Swan in Twilight. E L James imagined herself as Stewart as she masturbated while writing Fifty Shades Of Grey. Now Dakota Johnson is playing E L James’s sexual transfer fantasy in the film adaptation. You could say then that when Dakota Johnson is getting tied By Lainey • May 06, 2014 08:33 am
Bad Style Rachel, Michael, Sarah: also MET exes Rachel McAdams wore a strapless, dusty rose Calvin Klein dress to the MET Gala and…I’m asleep. Sorry. I do love her. She’s a darling, a Canadian darling. But you can’t tell me this is a standout. You can’t tell me you’re still thinking about By Lainey • May 06, 2014 08:01 am
Met Gala 2014 Zac Posen: MET Gala 2014 For the theme of this year’s MET Gala, Zac Posen’s designs were particularly apt. Balls gowns. Awesomely big ball gowns. Not necessarily my flavour but for the occasion, these were totally perfect. You really can’t hate. Especially not Maggie Q in a dramatic full skirt that seems By Lainey • May 06, 2014 07:44 am
Met Gala 2014 Anne Hathaway: MET Red To be honest, it’s kind of a letdown. Anne Hathaway was my MET Best last year. Click here for a refresher. That shock blonde. That exquisite Valentino dress. Those eyes. She was magnificent. Here? I won’t remember it in two days. Knowing that Annie is capable of bringing By Lainey • May 06, 2014 07:14 am
Met Gala 2014 Rashida Jones: MET’s Most Painful Pain. All around. I’m in pain because Rashida Jones deserved a much better dress than the one Tory Burch gave her. And she’s in pain because… Look at the dress Tory Burch gave her. Lilac, lavender, whatever. It’s a sh-tty colour. It’s never NOT sh-tty. And By Lainey • May 06, 2014 07:04 am
Met Gala 2014 Bradley Cooper: MET Beefcake Remember when I said last week that I wasn’t feeling the new Bradley Cooper, all jacked up and thick? Click here for a refresher. He’s put on 40 lbs of muscle for a role and, well, it doesn’t work in a tuxedo. Do you see a neck? By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:51 am
Met Gala 2014 Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:26 am
Met Gala 2014 Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez: Making up at the MET Good news for girls everywhere… Justin Bieber can’t keep them apart. Not for long. After an estrangement that lasted almost half a year, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez made up at the MET Gala last night. And they wanted to let you know about it right away. Or they By Lainey • May 06, 2014 06:15 am
Met Gala 2014 Kirsten Dunst: MET Death Star In Rodarte, no surprise. The surprise here is that it’s almost palatable to non-fashion people. I love the mismatched shoulder. I love mixing match of different materials. I love the draping above the waist. But all that isn’t enough until the Death Star comes along and elevates the By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:54 am
Met Gala 2014 Reese Witherspoon: MET’s Most Annoying Stella McCartney always shows up at the MET Gala with her annual version of the Plastics. This year: Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Kate Bosworth, and Reese Witherspoon whose MET appearance was the first of her career. And she looked it. In irritating pink, of course. And a bustline only the MiniVan By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:46 am
Met Gala 2014 The MET Gala 2014 Also called Anna Wintour’s annual prom. Some say it’s the Oscars of fashion. That title seems appropriate this year given the theme: White Tie with decorations. It was a celebration of couturier Charles James. So whatever a celebrity (and not a regular person because, remember, this is not By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:36 am
Intro for May 6, 2014 Dear Gossips, Did you overdose on taffeta and sateen? Here’s what you want out of an event like the MET Gala: spectacular wins AND spectacular losses. By that standard, the event was a success. Because holy sh-t there were moments. Moments of gasping delight, moments of choking horror. We’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 05:23 am
Relationship Assumption Charlize & Sean…and SNL? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrived hand in hand in New York yesterday. And I repeat, I REPEAT, these two are still f-cking up my sh-t. What is up with 2014? George Clooney gets engaged. Sean Penn shows public affection while cameras are around. This might be a vintage year By Lainey • May 05, 2014 04:06 pm
