Harry Potter Intro for February 3, 2014 Dear Gossips, JK Rowling told Emma Watson that Hermione and Ron really shouldn’t have ended up together. And that, when the story was over, it really should have been Hermione and Harry. What she’s not saying is how Hermione would have eventually gotten there. And what would have By Lainey • Feb 03, 2014 09:20 am
Music I want to go to this slumber party Shaki and RiRi are having a sleepover. I WANT TO GO TO THIS SLEEPOVER. Doesn’t matter that the song is sh-t. I’m still putting the video on repeat. There’s wall-dancing, for starters. And I shouldn’t need to give you any more reasons after that. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 01:01 pm
Style Miley’s last Tonight Show Miley was on with Jay Leno last night. He’s wrapping up his tenure there – again – so it was her last appearance…with him as host. I’m sure she’ll be back with Fallon, non? Jay asked Miley what advice she’d give Justin. Basically, pay your people to By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 11:12 am
Music Justin Timberlake: 33 and 10 Justin Timberlake celebrates his 33rd birthday today. As you know, JT was not at the Grammys on Sunday. He’s been on a break from touring the last couple of weeks but he reportedly skipped the show and declined to perform because he’s being a pissy bitch about not By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 09:44 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 31, 2014 Dear Gossips, I feel like it's kinda perfect that the Super Bowl is happening over Chinese New Year weekend. Feasting and celebrating is always good this time of year -- good luck likes a party. When my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, was heading into a really, really sh- By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 09:21 am
Girlcrushes Cate Blanchett’s face… Is making me want to punch my own face because it’s so ridiculously CATE BLANCHETT, synonymous with awesome. OMG this sushi tastes so Cate Blanchett. It was so Cate Blanchett when you surprised us like that. Ok, no. But you know what I mean. Check her out at the By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Christian Grey Before and After Here’s a carefree Charlie Hunnam in New York today. He’s been in NY all week. The outfits don’t really change a lot. Coat’s the same, toque’s the same, sometimes he wears sweats, other times he wears jeans. All the time he looks hot. And now By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 01:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The two lead(ing) actors Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto were in London last night for the UK premiere of Dallas Buyers Club. As you know, Jared has been totally unchallenged in the Best Supporting Actor category so far and is predicted to walk away with it, no doubt. As you’ve seen, Matthew has By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 12:00 pm
TV Updates Halle on TV Halle Berry was honoured at the Acapulco Film Festival yesterday. It’s one of the few red carpets she’s been on since giving birth to son Maceo in October. Or is it the first red carpet she’s been on since giving birth to son Maceo? I think it By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 11:16 am
Maple Leaf JB: An outlaw in 3 territories Justin Bieber is being investigated in Los Angeles for egging his neighbour’s home. He was arrested in Miami last week for DUI and some other sh-t. He turned himself in to Toronto Police last night and was charged with assault from an incident that happened at the end By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 10:52 am
Music Miley’s Unplugged Like I said in the open, I didn’t watch it because Justin Bieber. And since it’s MTV all the clips are geo-blocked and I can’t access my geo-block bypass software from work, F-CK! My plan last night was to kick back in bed, e- By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 09:57 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 30, 2014 Dear Gossips, I had every intention of watching Miley’s MTV Unplugged last night. But I missed it. You know why? JUSTIN BIEBER. He came home to Toronto and turned himself into police and our freezing city almost melted down. JB hijacked everyone’s night. And our morning. So my By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 09:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Fault In Our Stars first trailer The whole world loved that book. And, as I did last year when I first wrote about it after Shailene Woodley was cast as Hazel, I’m sorry, please forgive me. Because I wasn’t as obsessed with it as you were. Is that OK? I hope that’s OK. By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 04:16 pm
Style Kate Hudson’s two day steeze Kate Hudson was all over New York the past couple of days doing some promotion for… I don’t know… Ann Taylor, maybe? Her clothes have been amazing. There was a pair of great black pants and zippered booties. And then a wicked half white coat and a Broncos toque By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 03:22 pm
Amazingness Bodhi Hiddleston Sarah was really pissy at the news that they’re thinking of doing a Point Break remake starring Gerard Butler – click here for a refresher. But what if it was Tom Hiddleston playing Bodhi? Sarah’s got a lot of time for Tom Hiddleston. What? Tom Hiddleston playing surfer dude? By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 02:43 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Whatever happened to predictability? I fully expect Duana, and all you 80s/90s family TV watchers to know exactly what this is immediately. Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, and Uncle Joey were all in New York together today. I think it has something to do with a Super Bowl commercial? But that really doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 12:05 pm
