Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Selena loose white jumpsuit I like the idea of this jumpsuit (it looks like a jumpsuit in the leg area so I’m calling it a jumpsuit) more than the execution of it. Something about the way the bustline looks with the cutouts and the pockets isn’t flattering to the chest. Like it’ By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 11:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hugh Grant keeps spawning Apparently Hugh Grant has another child. We already know about two of them. The first, a daughter called Tabitha, was the result of a “fleeting affair” with Tinglan Hong. Those aren’t my words. Those are HIS words. From his publicist upon confirmation of the birth. You remember that classy By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 11:38 am
BFFs Leo is a Tiger Leonardo DiCaprio, always popular, could be even more popular after Friday as we move into the Year of the Horse. Horses and Tigers are very compatible. Tigers can protect Rats. If I’m a Hollywood Rat, I might be trying to shield myself behind Leo’s luck for the next By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 11:27 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Cam D is a Rat too There are a lot of Rats in Hollywood. 1972 seems to be a big celebrity year. In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s also Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Eminem, Sofia Vergara, and Cameron Diaz. Cam stepped out last night in New York at the TAG Heuer flagship opening By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 11:10 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth is a Rat You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 10:24 am
Music Madonna & Miley tongues out Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 10:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession This is Sienna…now Really good profile of Sienna Miller in the new ESQUIRE UK. Helps that she knows the writer and that they have mutual friends. Because she’s candid, a lot more candid than we’re used to from celebrities. And part of that is comfort but, as the writer suggests, most By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 09:24 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 29, 2014 Dear Gossips, After yesterday’s open about the Year of the Horse being sh-tty for those who are born Rats (click here for a refresher), I received a few emails, some complaining about the Rat getting all the attention. Like this one from Jennifer: “UM, WTF...year of horse By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 09:03 am
Models The Kates and Alexander McQueen Alexander McQueen has released new ad shot by Steven Klein and featuring Kate Moss. Watch it. And if that was the only exposure you’d ever had to the label, would you ever guess that that was where Katy Cambridge’s wedding dress came from? A reader called Tania just By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 05:14 pm
Books New Adult Books and Phone Sex: Deeper by Robin York I wrote about New Adult last week. Click here for a refresher. After that I read another called Deeper by Robin York. The formula is intact – as you can see by the squicky title – but there’s a lot less eyeroll happening in this story. Also, the female lead isn’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 04:59 pm
Smutty Surgery Katy Perry’s Beatles cape You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Did she, um, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 03:33 pm
Relationship Assumption More Sean Penn smiles Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 12:40 pm
Amazingness A gift for Chinese New Year from Vin Diesel Sasha sent this to me with the question: Should we invite Vin Diesel to join our hip hop dance crew? I need you to watch this for me. The whole thing. I need you to watch this for yourself. It’s a video that Vin Diesel uploaded to his Facebook. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 11:52 am
Gossip Nostalgia Gossip Nostalgia: Jude, Sienna, and Daniel Craig Remember when Jude Law got caught f-cking with his nanny Daisy while engaged to Sienna Miller? And then Sienna got back at him by f-cking Daniel Craig? Well we’re reliving it now because Jude testified at that never-ending phone hacking trial in London where it was By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 11:25 am
Relationship Assumption The benefits of being Johnny’s +1 Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 10:07 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 28, 2014 Dear Gossips, Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 09:22 am