Relationship Assumption Holding hands and skipping That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 01:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula Patton’s Grammys dress Last time she had laundry on her shoulder, remember? So what we have here is a case of sh-t vs diarrhoea. On the scale of sh-tty Paula Patton dresses, this one isn’t runny. This one is a solid poo. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 12:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jolie Grammys A new trailer for Maleficent aired last night during the Grammys. MUUUUUUUCH better than the sh-tty CGI previews we’ve seen so far. The effects still look Spice Girls Viva Forever and it is Disney, after all, so we’ll be holding hands by the end of it, no By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 12:22 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson’s Grammy colours What a great dress on her. I love all colour stripes, I love that isn’t of being solid blocks they’re each in banded strips. I love how clean and fresh her skin and shoulders against her hair. One of her best looks ever. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:42 am
TV Updates Jonah and his BFF I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see. You can imagine how big his dick is right now. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:28 am
Style Missing Miley, Missing Rihanna Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 11:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna cane and grills The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 10:31 am
Grammy Awards 2014 Ariana’s Grammy side See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 10:06 am
Smutty Surgery Keith Urban’s Grammy face Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:51 am
Grammy Awards 2014 Hair whipping and premature celebrations Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:37 am
Grammy Awards 2014 Katy Perry and the brooms Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 09:16 am
Music Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 08:52 am
Intro for January 27, 2014 Dear Gossips, I missed Rihanna. And the show could have used some Bruno Mars too but he’s saving his business for the Super Bowl. Having Miley Cyrus there wouldn’t have hurt either. Because there didn’t seem to be any energy at the Grammys. When Kendrick Lamar brought By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 08:14 am
BFFs Girlfriend swap? Selena Gomez’s on-off boyfriend Justin Bieber was arrested yesterday in Miami. She was in LA and in the evening, she and her old friend Demi Lovato hooked up for dinner. The paps were there. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s a good photo opportunity. Her girls are rallying around By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 01:17 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Atelier Versace Haute Couture S/S 2014 Some of these designs are great. Look at that black hood that comes into a great halter back on that dress. And some of this sh-t is so f-cking tacky Miami which…ok, fine. Never mind. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 12:55 pm
Music JT’s Grammy pout? The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 12:10 pm
