Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Valentino Haute Couture S/S 2014 It’s very brown and mustard yellow. Very plush velvet throw pillow. There’s an interesting pseudo-camo coat that I like. But otherwise, kinda forgettable…? By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 11:19 am
B-tch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2014 Are there FOUR (at least) red dresses in this collection? Also, it seems, a lot of violet. Jesus. VIOLET. And bridal. Which does nothing to change my mind about Elie Saab: BORING By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:40 am
Maple Leaf Rehab for PR We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:02 am
Maple Leaf Smirk Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:38 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 24, 2014 Dear Gossips, It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year. According to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:03 am
Girlcrushes Everyone loves Lupita Lupita Nyong'o sat courtside at the Knicks game yesterday and everyone wanted a piece of her. Look. She's the most popular girl at MSG. She's the most popular girl on the award circuit. Even more popular than Jennifer Lawrence since people (unfairly, arguably) seem By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 05:00 pm
Maple Leaf Meanwhile...Selena... All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 03:51 pm
Maple Leaf Baby’s first mugshot! It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 12:04 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Family time with Charlize & Sean Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’ By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 11:48 am
Royals Boss Charles Charles in charge? Possible title. Also, King Charles takes control. Sure. How about Charles the megalomaniac? It's been reported by the Daily Beast that Prince Charles is making moves as the royal family begins transitioning leadership. The Queen has apparently agreed to have her communications folded into Charles By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 10:32 am
Maple Leaf Why is it always a Lamborghini? You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 23, 2014 Dear Gossips, It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:06 am
Maple Leaf Rachel away from Toronto Rachel McAdams is in LA, walking a dog with her sister. Her dog? Not sure. Possible. You can easily travel a chihuahua. It's -20 in Toronto today and there's no windchill. So, if I were her, I'd probably stay a few days in gross By Lainey • Jan 22, 2014 04:02 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rooney's Sundance sweater I have a sweatshirt that's shaped like this, Issey Miyake inspired. I love it. It's not body-con, it's not "flattering", it's comfortable as f-ck, and -- to me at least -- it's stylish. Rooney Mara's, as By Lainey • Jan 22, 2014 03:09 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Nicholas at Sundance From gawky schoolboy to A-lister's love - but how long can About A Boy star Nicholas Hoult hold on to Hollywood's hottest property, Jennifer Lawrence? The f-cking Daily Mail, of course. Nicholas Hoult was at Sundance for Young Ones, directed by Jake Paltrow. Look at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2014 11:57 am
