Golden Globes 2014 Taylor Swift: Globes longest train Taylor Swift wore Carolina Herrera. I don’t think I saw a dress with a longer train. Guess what I don’t like about it. Yes. It’s taffeta. And she’s meeting her prince with a sash across his chest who’s carrying a sword on his way to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:41 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:28 am
Golden Globes 2014 Lena Dunham: Globes Worst Yellow Taffeta I loved Lena Dunham’s dress at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – so much that I called it my Best Dressed on The Social the following day. And this is why I don’t understand what happened here. I don’t understand why YELLOW TAFFETA is STILL SHOWING By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Kate Mara: Best Globes Cleavage I had no idea, did you? This is not Kate Mara’s usual steeze. Usually she takes the neckline right up and, if anything, she’ll show a little side action – like at the Emmys – but balance it with full coverage everywhere else. I just wish she’d chosen a By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:04 am
Golden Globes 2014 Sofia Vergara: Best Globes necklace I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:52 am
Golden Globes 2014 Jared Leto: Worst Globes Speech, Best Messy Bun Of all the messy buns at the Globes last night, including Gwyneth Paltrow’s, who wore it better than Jared Leto? His date was his brother, Shannon. And if I were Shannon I would have told him to remove the silk scarf. So Jordan Catalano is an Oscar front-runner. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:33 am
Golden Globes 2014 Michael Fassbender: Globes Ginger Beard If we’re talking about ginger beards, I prefer Prince Harry. And if only they could contrive an excuse for him to show up on the awards circuit, we wouldn’t have to live with Michael Fassbender’s. In these parts though, perhaps that’s an unpopular sentiment. Fassbender joined By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:27 am
Golden Globes 2014 Michelle Dockery: Worst Princess Shoes It shouldn’t surprise you to know that this dress on Michelle Dockery is Oscar de la Renta. Don’t hate it, don’t love it. I mean, you’ve seen it a million times, right? Wouldn’t it have been more remarkable though if she had chosen another shoe? By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:12 am
Golden Globes 2014 Zooey Deschanel: tulle at the Globes Of course it’s tulle. I’m surprised it’s not taffeta and tulle. But let’s not complain. It’s the least annoyed I’ve been with a Zooey Deschanel award show red carpet appearance in a long time (until I looked at the shoes) and I wonder if By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 04:06 am
Golden Globes 2014 Hayden Panettiere: Globes Most Desperate I don’t turn on the arrivals show until an hour before. Because, as you know, the people who arrive early… Which is why I didn’t hear Hayden Panettiere on E! talking about wearing Tom Ford. Actually, she admitted to begging for some Tom Ford: "It's By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:54 am
Golden Globes 2014 The Golden Globe Awards 2014 Steve McQueen shouted out Brad Pitt at the very end of his speech last night. “Wherever you are”… get your ass in campaign mode. 12 Years A Slave won, yes. But the momentum right now is for American Hustle and Gravity. Oscar nominations are coming down this Thursday. Everybody else By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:42 am
Intro for January 13, 2014 Dear Gossips, Guess what just happened to make Martin Scorsese make this face? “And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.” To his credit, he took it well. But that was worth the 3 hours, non? Especially in combination with this: “(Gravity) By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:25 am
Intro for January 12, 2014 Dear Gossips, And it's time! The Golden Globes. Where they all try not to eat and get drunk instead. Where movie stars sit up front and tv stars are placed behind them, just happy to be there even though they're often more watched and more acclaimed. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2014 06:52 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sandy’s leather sleeves I’m sure we’ve seen this jacket on someone else before. But I know no one has ever worn it as well as Sandra Bullock. I love that it’s oversized and that it just HANGS. But it’s also not too long. Check it from the back. See? By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 03:59 pm
Game of Thrones Here they come The Golden Globes are on Sunday, as you know. Which is why LAX is busy. So many actors are flying in for the weekend – the pre-parties, the after-parties, the show… you have to be there – to be seen, to be talked to, to work the rooms, whether or By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 03:40 pm
Maple Leaf JB eggs TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. He’s been badly behaved the last By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 01:45 pm
