Golden Globes 2014 Matthew McConaughey: Globes Best Actor Wants To Grind It wasn’t a secret. Matthew McConaughey wanted it. Bad. He’s been working for it for almost two years. Sarah called it first – way, way back. 12 months too early, in fact. That Matthew McConaughey would win Oscar. And… well…he’s getting closer. But let us him enjoy By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 12:00 pm
Golden Globes 2014 Drew Barrymore: Globes Pregnant Child I’ve said this before on this blog: Why do we infantalise pregnant women? Why do they infantalise themselves? You will tell me that Drew Barrymore was pretty much a child anyway, before she starting having kids. True. But she ran her own production company. She directed her own movies. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 11:44 am
Golden Globes 2014 Sandra Bullock: Globes Rocket Popsicle My cousin Cat and I used to scrounge up our change when we were kids and hit the corner for popsicles in the summer. If we were broke, we’d go for a simple 20 cent banana pop. If we were flush, we’d splurge on the rocket pops – three By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 11:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Leonardo DiCaprio: Globes mispronunciation Are we really looking at a DiCaprio-McConaughey staredown at the Oscars? Here’s why I would give it to McConaughey. Because despite what everyone says about this being the performance of Leo’s career, the movie was about out of control parties and debauchery and treating women like sh- By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 10:53 am
Golden Globes 2014 Olivia Wilde: Best Globes Pregnant She’s always looked good in green. And this Gucci was perfect. I don’t think I’d like it as much if it was a non-pregnancy fit though. The fact that she’s pregnant makes this dress more…substantial. It gives it more geography to show off. Because By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 09:36 am
Golden Globes 2014 Kerry Washington: Bellycupping at the Globes I know I don’t have to tell you how much this hurts me. A lot. Kerry Washington is one the great loves of this blog. Kerry Washington keeps her sh-t super tight. Her wedding was undercover. Her pregnancy has been low key. She didn’t explode it on By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 09:22 am
Golden Globes 2014 Globes Best Date: Bradley Cooper’s mother Partway through the show, I noticed a woman in a trenchcoat with her sunglasses on sitting in prime position on the first level, where all the major movie stars were placed. I thought she was a seat-filler. The best seat-filler of all time. Part Faye Dunaway, part Norma By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 08:42 am
Golden Globes 2014 Amber Heard: Worst Globes Hair & Boyfriend Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis… On style, during their respective Johnny Depp eras, it was always just right, exactly right. You knew, on style, just from their clothes, why they were with Johnny Depp. Why they were It. You could feel the It. I am telling you – the It By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 08:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Ben Affleck: Globes slow talker As Sarah mentioned during our liveblog, everyone was slow talking last night. Everything that came out of everyone’s mouth seemed to be tethered to a pole in their throats. Maybe it was Jacqueline Bisset who set the tone. Was it just me or was Ben Affleck extra slow-talky By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 07:32 am
Golden Globes 2014 Kate Beckinsale: Globe’s Career Check What you want, of course, is to get to the point where you’re asked to present by yourself. You can hold up the stage all by yourself. Sharing is good, as long as it makes sense. You have a movie coming out. You go out there with your co- By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 07:23 am
Golden Globes 2014 Jessica Chastain: Globes Comeback Sea foam in 2013 was the Worst Dressed. Click here for a refresher. It was SO disappointing. Because, as we know, Jessica Chastain has all the goods. I still shudder when I think about that dress. How could they do that to her? How could she do that to herself? By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:36 am
Golden Globes 2014 Reese Witherspoon: Worst Fringe, Worst Colour This…is not an easy hair length. And wearing it with a wispy, choppy fringe like that is… not exactly glamourous. Wearing it with the Miami Dolphin teal on a red carpet makes it even less glamourous. And wearing it with a dress that’s basically a floor length bra By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:29 am
Golden Globes 2014 Paula Patton: Globes Most Obvious Try Did you forget how annoying Paula Patton was at the Globes two years ago? (Click here but you probably don’t need to.) Perhaps she thought you did though because she decided to do it again…this time with some dirty sheets hanging off one shoulder like she’s on By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:19 am
Golden Globes 2014 Emma Stone: The Globes Muse Emma Stone is Woody Allen’s current muse. She was there to introduce his tribute. In front of an audience full of his muses: Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Cate Blanchett… That’s not sh-tty company. Half an hour later, Blanchett won for her work in Woody Allen’ By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 06:08 am
Golden Globes 2014 Emma Thompson: Globes Best Presenter If they could only find a way to have Emma Thompson around every year – not necessarily to present, but just to be present, to remind those assholes that they’re there to entertain, to be admired, to be recognised, to be honoured, and it’s a f-cking privilege, not By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:57 am
Golden Globes 2014 Joaquin Phoenix: Globes Most Casual Every time they cut to Joaquin Phoenix last night he was smiling, laughing even. Joaquin Phoenix having a good time at an award show? He seemed totally comfortable. Was it because he was wearing a cardigan? I just realised (it’s 3:45am ET) that he was wearing a cardigan. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:47 am
