Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: SJP’s blazer over sheer If we could all wear a sheer white blouse under a fitted tuxedo jacket. Black sheer? More forgiving. Pale sheer? Rolls. And I’m really into the big flower accent on her shoulder. What do you think of the pump style these days cut straight across the foot instead of By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 11:55 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Iron Pepper! I’ve already written a big ass essay on how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts that I’m saving to drop on your asses closer to when Iron Man 3 comes out. There’s your advance notice. So take the next few weeks working on your gag By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 11:27 am
Royals Prince William’s upcoming unemployment US Weekly is reporting exclusively that Prince William is quitting his job flying search and rescue helicopters with the Royal Air Force. He’s expected to confirm these plans publicly in the new few weeks and by the time Baby Wales arrives, he’ll be unemployed. Obviously the royal heir By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candid’s: Saoirse’s perfect dress YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. It’s perfect for her. It’s the perfect length. It’s the perfect colour. It looks perfect from every angle. It’s Proenza Schouler. Saoirse is so consistently stylish without looking like she tries super hard. And always, always exactly her age. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:29 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s wrong boots with the dress If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:13 am
BFFs Lindsay Lohan infects Kristen Stewart But first she’ll hit her up for some cash money. Because that’s how it works, you know that by now, don’t you? When you hang out with Lindsay Lohan, she will hit you up for cash money. Her latest target is apparently Kristen Stewart who isn’t By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 09:59 am
Intro for March 28, 2013 Dear Gossips, Quick programming note first off the top -- it’s a holiday here in Canada and many other parts of the world tomorrow for Good Friday. So after today, the blog will not be updated until Monday. What happens on Monday? Well, first, on Sunday, it’s Game By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 09:29 am
Maple Leaf Making enemies of rich people It's one thing to declare war on the paps. The paps don't have the resources Justin Bieber does. And many civilians would find it hard to sympathise with a pap. But Justin Bieber has a new adversary now. JB returned home yesterday and allegedly drove up By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 03:40 pm
Jon Hamm The Modest Freeballer This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:52 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession H7 dresses for Daddy When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 01:18 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews A proper Leonardo DiCaprio love scene I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, so By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 12:36 pm
Dumbass Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 11:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Snow White House Down They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 11:28 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Tom Hardy doesn’t know about deadlines And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 10:59 am
Intro for March 27, 2013 Dear Gossips, You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 10:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Salma’s gold-buttoned coat I don’t usually love big gold buttons. But this coat is cut so beautifully with such a beautiful straight line, the gold buttons, all military flavour, are totally perfect By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 09:21 am
