Dumbass Referring to yourself in the third bear You can never go wrong with a Jennifer Lopez magazine spread. Not even if they’re sh-tty pictures. Even when they’re sh-tty the camera loves her. And she knows how to do something with it. “Jennifer Lopez is standing on the terrace of the Ciragan Palace hotel in Istanbul, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 02:57 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:37 pm
Royals Grimaldi babies It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:02 pm
Break Ups Single for award season These are photos of Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper from December 7, 2012 at an event for Silver Linings Playbook and director David O Russell. They seemed fine. Between these pictures and Christmas though, Zoe and Bradley broke up. He went off to Europe with his family and though she By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 11:14 am
Top Reads Jen & Justin are wondering too Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph in London, reported By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 09:57 am
Intro for January 3, 2013 Dear Gossips, My ma’s favourite song of all time is Tennessee Waltz. Before they invented karaoke she used to sing it all the time, oh God. Then after they invented karaoke she sang it even more, oh God. I remember hearing it when I was very young, and one By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 09:30 am
Media Manipulation Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 01:44 pm
Maple Leaf Paulina’s plans for 2013 This is the cover for the new issue of FLARE -- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of Canadian legend Wayne, who, according to the magazine, “has set her sights on the entertainment business”. Which is a great way of saying she just wants to be famous. I wrote about Paulina back in By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 12:31 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 11:46 am
Anne Hathaway What if Gwyneth could come? Gwyneth Paltrow spent NYE in New York with her family as Coldplay performed in Brooklyn with Jay-Z -- more on this in a minute. G, as you know, is a Valentino favourite. As is Anne Hathaway and Madonna too. M and Annie were invited by Valentino to spend NYE in By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 10:43 am
Hook Ups Katie & Jakey: Not True I WISH. But... As IF. The source is super sketchy so as far as rumours go, this one’s more wishful thinking -- according to the UK’s Grazia Magazine, Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up and Katie went to Jake’s apartment for dinner one night after By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 10:11 am
Bad Style New Year, new jeans? Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 09:32 am
Intro for January 2, 2013 Dear Gossips, HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2013 be as Great For Gossip as 2012. I’ve a feeling it will be. After all, a Baby Royal is expected -- and a snake too! -- on the same timeline(ish) as Porny’s second and Kanye West’s girlfriend, like tiered By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 08:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s turquoise earrings Turquoise earrings seem to always print... especially when they pop as brilliantly as they do on someone like Jessica Chastain. Think too of Cameron Diaz at the Met Gala a few years ago. She’ll forever be remembered for it, in a good way. Turquoise earrings don’t work on By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 08:47 am
Maple Leaf New Year’s hair Eva Mendes has really good New Year’s hair, non? SO good. I want it. Eva recently celebrated her second Christmas with Ryan Gosling. This will be her second NYE with him. What? No, no, don’t do that. Don’t make that your New Year’s resolution. This is By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 02:16 pm
Blind Riddles Exes & Wives Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy... Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though it’s been years, and she’ By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 02:06 pm
