Naomi Watts Naomi wants it too Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are spending NYE in St Bart’s with their children. Here they are on the beach today, perhaps some downtime before awards season and what’s looking like a very possible Oscar run...and win? She’s been nominated for both a Screen Actors Guild By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 02:02 pm
Blind Riddles He wants, she doesn’t The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, she’s the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only he’d ask. But he’s the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having kids, than she is. HE is the one By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 01:54 pm
Lindsay Lohan Who’s paying for this? Lindsay Lohan is in London. She’s staying at the Dorchester. She’s going for dinner at Cipriani. She dropped a lot of money at Harrod’s... And she’s broke. She’s broke enough that she’s behind on her taxes and Charlie Sheen has to loan her money By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 01:26 pm
Blind Riddles 2 days and 20 years She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 12:42 pm
Douchebags Jen, Justin, and George Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 12:06 pm
Girly Throw Downs Brange 2012 It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 11:33 am
BFFs Tagging along with Leo In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 11:13 am
Intro for December 31, 2012 Dear Gossips, 2012 was one of the best years in Gossip, ever. THANK YOU for sharing it with me. Thank you for coming here to enjoy it. Thank you for your emails and your hatemails about Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Brange, Hot Harry on a Horse, Catherine Cambridge, By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 10:40 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s red church dress The dress is ok, I guess. It’s hard to say. Since we’ve been introduced to it in such a ridiculous way. You see, she’s wearing it to church. Or maybe I’m just old and the young kids these days dress for church the way they do By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 10:03 am
Best and Worst of 2012 Best of 2012: Olympic Posh & the other Spices There will be the assholes who bitched and moaned about their inclusion like it was undeserved, or whatever, because their music isn’t considered as... I dunno... timeless, I guess, as some others. On recognisability though, please, for a while there in the 90s, they were pure British representation. And By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 03:19 pm
Elsa Pataky The Blonde Hemsworths Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 02:42 pm
Jennifer Aniston JPorn vs Pitt Porn But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 12:06 pm
Dumbass GOOP: It’s All Good This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 11:19 am
Maple Leaf Family Buble in the snow Michael Buble and his wife Luisana were up at Vancouver’s Grouse Mountain in the snow yesterday. It was apparently the first time for her family from Argentina. You know what I like about Michael Buble though? He would have been very generous about this. Money can be weird in By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 10:57 am
Intro for December 28, 2012 Dear Gossips, Best story I read yesterday was over at The Hollywood Reporter about how Academy members were having a hard time voting online to determine nominations. Apparently some of them have never owned a computer and are confused about setting up a password and when they call the helpline, By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 10:34 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gwen’s optical illusion pants Love the coat, but I’m surprised about these pants. Optical illusion pants on someone like Gwen Stefani are supposed to be super flattering. But these...around the calves especially...I’m not feeling. By Lainey • Dec 28, 2012 10:03 am