Douchebags Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 08:54 am
Intro for January 14, 2013 Dear Gossips, Ben Affleck, Puffy-Diddy, and Bradley Cooper all dated Jennifer Lopez. They were all at the Golden Globes last night. As was the waiter-bear she picked up along the way. Is that a new record? I feel like Taylor Swift could beat that one day. This is By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 08:00 am
2013 Golden Globes Live Blog Dear Gossips, Welcome to the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Live-Blog! Thanks for joining Dean, Duana, Maria, Sarah, Sasha, and me for the next 3 and a half hours... Did you hear? The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced another group of presenters on Friday. And Julia Roberts will be there. By Lainey • Jan 13, 2013 06:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Sienna will be there too Sienna Miller is currently in LA, yes, because she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe for her work in The Girl. Have you seen it? It’s not a great film but she’s good in it and I was impressed. Sienna’s category is Best Performance by an By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 04:22 pm
BFFs Emily & Annie Prada reunion! Feels like it’s been a long time since these two were photographed together. Remember when they presented at the Oscars, side by side? Emily was still engaged to Michael Buble back then! And Annie was still with that sketchy thief! Sh-t, that was 6 years ago. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 04:07 pm
Maple Leaf Talk Show Ryan Promotion for Gangster Squad on the talk show circuit is being shouldered, primarily, by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to send Sean Penn out there. And, well, the young ones are just so pretty and fun and polished. Look at Ryan By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 03:45 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s blue blazer and sh-t shoes The blazer fits her so well. It’s one of the cleanest, sharpest looks, a well-fitted blazer. And I don’t even mind the pants, because they’d actually be a lot better if she wasn’t wearing those ...Minnie Mouse shoes...? F-CK! This is maddening. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:57 pm
Bad Style Marion & Hushpuppy You know I love Hushpuppy. I've been writing about Beasts Of The Southern Wild for months. It totally deserved to be included in the Best Picture category. Dwight Henry should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. But as much as I enjoyed her, I don't By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:48 pm
Girly Throw Downs They’re speaking Again, again, again, again, again... Put a proper gossip in the control room at these award shows and they’d be even more entertaining because they’d cut to the shots we all want to see. Like I would have wanted to see George Clooney’s face when David O By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:18 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s red dress It’s a red dress. It has to be a really special red dress for me to be into it. This...is not really a special red dress. It does nothing for her body, it hangs like a sack from the front, the party at the back is like a By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:10 pm
Style Mega Envy Face How many times did Jennifer Lawrence win last night? A lot. I can’t find the clip but did you see Amanda Seyfried’s face when Lawrence was called up for Best Actress in Silver Linings Playbook? She was only shot in profile in the background but on Video Assumption By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 12:22 pm
Hook Ups Gina & Henry’s first carpet As a couple! I reported the other day they were dating -- click here for a refresher. Didn’t expect to see them together on a carpet so soon. But she was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award last night in Haywire and, well, he came along as her date and By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 10:43 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Leslie Mann’s puffy dress You have to be tiny to wear this dress. Because if you’re anything over, say, a size 6, you’d just look pregnant. How I wish I could wear more dresses like this except I’d go with a different shoe. What happened to shoe imagination? Why are they By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 10:12 am
Royals Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:52 am
Ben Affleck Argo Remorse? There didn’t seem to be any joy in Ben Affleck’s face when he arrived at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Every time the camera cut to him he had the sad eyes. And it seemed like the entire room felt sorry for him too. As you know, By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:36 am
Intro for January 11, 2013 Dear Gossips, There were certainly some surprises, and even a hit of mega envy face, but overall didn’t it feel like the Critics’ Choice Awards were a dress rehearsal for the Golden Globes? Most of them held back. You could tell from the opening shot. Cameras sweeping the venue By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:14 am
