Douchebags Johnny & Amber’s private patio This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 10:15 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s earmuffs They haven’t come up with anything yet that works as effectively as the earmuff, have they? You keep your ears warm AND you don’t f-ck up your hair. Earmuff it for me, would you? By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 09:44 am
Bad Style Mad Max Zoolander now comes with a cape Robert Pattinson’s L’Uomo Vogue shoot last week - click here if you missed the initial article. Now two more images have been released and this time, Jesus, Pattinson’s Mad Max Zoolander is wearing a Zorro cape. As you can see, he doesn’t know what to do By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 09:29 am
Intro for November 8, 2012 Dear Gossips, How long before Scarlett Johansson sets herself up with Nate Silver? While all you other blondes are busy baking cookies and cupcakes, Scarjo’ll be making intense nerdy conversation with the breakout star of Election 2012. What Silver needs though is a fame consultant to help him navigate By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 09:01 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Keira’s standard sheer and lace I mean, she’s been making this work for years. I love the understated star diamonds in her ears By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 08:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Cam wants a Brit? Here are Cameron Diaz and Colin Firth at the London premiere of Gambit tonight. Gambit will be released in the UK on November 21. I haven’t been able to find a US date yet which isn’t a good sign. And, as I wrote last month, if you’ve By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 04:04 pm
BFFs This could have been the Brange of Scientology I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 03:08 pm
Twilight Kristen Stewart: “keep them guessing” Kristen Stewart was on The Today Show this morning promoting Twilight. At the very end of the interview, Savannah Guthrie asked her about whether or not she was back together with Robert Pattinson. It’s gross and uncomfortable, these questions, getting them out of your mouth. I know because I’ By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 01:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Les Miserables on Election Night Two new tv spots were released yesterday for Les Miserables, my favourite movie of the year. I already know it will be. I know I will love it. There is no way I won’t love it. The clips were broadcast across several networks during election coverage. Anyway, obviously, I By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 11:00 am
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Or, By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
Intro for November 7, 2012 Dear Gossips, God we loved the Election Porn. Duana, Jacek, and I sat for hours on the couch last night, lined up in a row, fighting over CNN and ABC. Jacek can’t get enough of the stats, and the county by county breakdowns. While watching he’d tinker around By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 09:57 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jim’s Electric Slide Jim Sturgess was photographed on the set of Electric Slide yesterday in LA. It’s the true story about a dude from the 80s who sold furniture but also robbed banks on the side because he thought that might turn on his girlfriend. Isabel Lucas plays the girlfriend. Aside from By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 04:57 pm
Christina Aguilera Blake Shelton hates Chris Brown? Blake Shelton and the other judges from The Voice were on Extra yesterday. Then he went out for dinner with Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend. (Ahem, JLO, please take note. You don’t have to give the guy a JOB, see?) Anyway, I’m still high on a country music By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 03:39 pm
Taylor Swift Christmas Lights on Election Day Me: Taylor Swift is in England turning on some Christmas lights. I don’t think she’s tweeted or mentioned the election. Do you care? Do you want to write this one? Duana: No. Because I don’t think she’s intelligent enough to make those statements. Me: OK fine, By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 03:06 pm
Twilight #RobstenIsUnbroken on late night TV Kristen Stewart hit up The Tonight Show last night looking really good in Peter Pilotto right off the runway. Click here to see the entire collection. Good choice of black pumps to go with it and the loose ponytail works well too. As for the leg, since I didn’t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 12:37 pm
Harry Styles Harry has sex and wears condoms One Direction’s Harry Styles is 18. So, famous or not, of course sex is a big deal -- thinking about it, doing it, thinking about the next time he’ll get to do it. But I feel like the way they’re pre-packaging young stars these days, they’re By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 12:03 pm