Girly Throw Downs Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:53 am
BFFs Ben, Jen, and George Ben Affleck let us see him kiss his wife on a red carpet last night. It must be Oscar time. And they say he’s good for several nominations. With a lot of studio money behind him, at this point it’s almost a guarantee. I mean, Ben would have By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:33 am
Intro for October 5, 2012 Dear Gossips, Daniel Craig hosts Saturday Night Live tomorrow. I haven’t been this excited about a host in a while. Have you seen his promos? I’ve attached below. And, of course, there’s this, a classic. “He was noots about Celine Dion.” See but now, like a proper By Lainey • Oct 05, 2012 10:09 am
Douchebags Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. According to Friedman, it By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 04:06 pm
Dumbass JLo, Statham, and that ring Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 03:02 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab SS2013 The most Hollywood collection that we’ve seen in Paris. That gauzy flowery dress with the black bands all over the bodice will show up somewhere soon, for sure. Sasha thinks I’m crazy for not being as into Elie Saab as everyone else. It’s not that I don’ By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 12:45 pm
Maple Leaf Blanket Watch You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 11:37 am
Keith Urban Granny is Sanctuary Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he is By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 10:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicki vs Mimi and her resumé There was no throw-down yesterday in North Carolina during Idol auditions. TMZ reports Mimi and Nicki Minaj decided to chill themselves out, supposedly “embarrassed” that their scrap was made public. It’ll be a temporary peace. Nicki is young; she’s not yet learned that sometimes you have to eat By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:38 am
Intro for October 4, 2012 Dear Gossips, New celebrity mother headlines are becoming my Hate-Read, particularly the ones on PEOPLE.com. It’s the most prosaic sh-t and still, for some reason, somehow it’s not only considered news, it also generates the highest number of views. Like “I couldn’t wait to meet my By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:15 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Miu Miu SS2013 Emma Stone, Amanda Seyfried, lots of celebrities in attendance. And...do we wear stoles in spring/summer? By Lainey • Oct 04, 2012 09:07 am
Eva Mendes Jon, Danny, and curly Eva All in Boston for Larry David's HBO movie Clear History. It's a big cast. I like the idea of Jon Hamm + Danny McBride. Off camera. How much debauchery? Or is it like that cliche where funny people aren't funny when they're not By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 03:36 pm
Douchebags Buttercup & Wesley 25 Almost all of them were there last night at the New York Film Festival Princess Bride 25th anniversary screening and DVD launch. I used to really, really want to marry Cary Elwes. Why is it that I always write about this movie at Thanksgiving? You know how The Sound Of By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 02:25 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Lady Gaga & Gossip Nostalgia Lady Gaga stopped in to see Donatella Versace in Milan yesterday. At some point during their visit, Donatella must have taken her into the vault. Because Gaga stepped out later wearing one of the most iconic Versace dresses of all time. Off the top of your head, you can probably By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 12:34 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Valentino SS2013 What a great last name that is – VALENTINO. For some reason, all I kept picturing looking at this collection was Jessica Chastain. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 11:14 am
Sons of Anarchy Gemma & Nero Just...ignore Mario Lopez in the corner. (Sidebar: Congratulations X-Factor, because you just guaranteed that I won’t be watching anymore by bringing on Lopez and a Kardashian to host your show, which impressed me, and now I have to give up on it. Am I in the minority on By Lainey • Oct 03, 2012 11:01 am
