Baby and Bump Obsession Where’s the wheelchair? First let me apologise. I know by your emails that many of you have been waiting for the John Mayer article and I’m still writing it. This is what’s sh-tty about my blog: I like to GO ON. So it takes me longer to get those thoughts By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 01:33 pm
Weddings Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth engaged Big day for PEOPLE Magazine. And they certainly needed the win considering that Us Weekly was owning their asses for the first half of the year. PEOPLE is high on a double exclusive today though, following up their Jessica Simpson baby unveil issue last week with Drew Barrymore’s wedding By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 12:18 pm
Famewhores Drew’s wedding and the dreaded pose I don’t know why I’m surprised. At this point, whenever a celebrity sells something, no matter how intimate, why should we be surprised? But still you hope. You hope that there are still a few of them who resist and don’t. That they keep something to themselves. By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 11:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: SJP’s purple on purple Is that velvet jacket purple too? I generally don’t like heels with big ass sh-t on the toe. Like her “dream wedding” shoe in the Sex & The City movie. Somehow though she always makes it work. And I like the way she’s breaking it all up By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 10:54 am
Royals The Queen & Her (only) Heirs All I remember reading in advance about the balcony appearance and flypast was that the Queen would be accompanied by “senior members of the Royal Family”. Senior means only the Waleses? There’s always something new to learn, see? Just Charles with his wife and children, the heir and the By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 10:47 am
Intro for June 6, 2012 Dear Gossips, My Blackberry is my alarm clock. Every morning I reach over, turn it off, and it goes straight to the email screen. BREAKING NEWS: the worst two words to wake up to. And I always say to myself, please God, don’t let it be Brange. Because do By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 09:51 am
Style Annie gives me another excuse When I was 19 I had my hair cut like this. Maybe even shorter. Then all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out and I lost a lot of weight. My mother said I was horrifying. She didn’t want our relatives to come over because she thought they’d By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 05:38 pm
Lainey Interviews Kristen Stewart’s labels Here’s Kristen Stewart’s Vanity Fair spread by the ever-unimaginative Mario Testino. Are we ever going to be over him? Mario Testino is the Jay Leno of photographers. Chill Twi-Hards. I’m not saying she’s not beautiful. She is always beautiful, and if you could read By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 04:11 pm
SMUT Toronto June 25!! The 1st ever SMUT Vancouver happens this Thursday. But we are going on SEVEN years in Toronto. Ready? Remind me to tell you about Halle Berry, and what it was like in a room with Julia Roberts. Actually, the real story happened BEFORE I got in the room. Put Reese By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 03:50 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Leighton’s bad hair day HORRIBLE. I think it’s because she’s trying to push her fringe to the side. Also I hate this dress. The other day at the MTV Movie Awards, all these pictures showed up at the beginning of people on the carpet and I had no idea who they were. By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 03:10 pm
Sports Ellen & Alia Only 5 of you, and that includes Duana, will probably care about this post which breaks my heart. Especially since if I actually broke protocol and wrote about Kim Kardashian, thousands of you would read it. Never! Click on this instead! Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat went to the Kings- By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 02:26 pm
Maple Leaf Ryan’s home with his “girlfriend” As I mentioned yesterday, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are on holiday in Canada. Click here for a refresher on the previous article with my suggestion about a Canadian road trip. And their next destination after Montreal was indeed Toronto. For those of you keeping track, now that they’re By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 01:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mandy Moore’s capped sleeves I am partial to capped sleeves. They are flattering on most people. Even more so when they’re tricked out like this on Mandy Moore. She’s tall so she carries the length of this very well. By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 12:39 pm
Style Was it the alligator backpack? Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were named Womenswear Designer Of The Year last night for The Row at the CFDA Awards in New York. Was is that alligator backpack that retails for $34,000? This is not a typo. Click here if you want to buy it. In selecting the By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 12:23 pm
Royals Top hat, tails, and no rest for The Lonely Prince At this writing it’s 4pm in London. Harry still has an entire evening ahead of him before he can return to Kensington Palace, take off his dinner jacket, slump onto the couch with a beer, and fall asleep with his hand down his pants...with nothing to wake up By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 12:00 pm
Royals The Rise Of Camilla and the Family Wales Obviously this is not the portrait we expected in 1981 looking ahead 30 years. And those of you loyal to Diana would say that it disgusts you to see this woman who caused Diana so much grief be embraced the way she’s been, so much so that she was By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 11:02 am
