Dumbass Mimi’s Royal Subjects For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Royals Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up? Well, that didn't By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:23 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Top Gun Jr will fly! The Hollywood Reporter interviewed the head of Paramount Adam Goodman. Click here to read the full article. Among the many topics he addressed, including Transformers 4 without Shia Labeouf etc, was the Top Gun sequel. It’s happening. Tom Cruise wants to do it. Bruckheimer is on board (of course By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:41 pm
Royals Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 01:34 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Leslie Mann’s awesome floral mini Can we call this a mini? Or does mini only qualify when we see inner thighs touching nowadays? Whatever. I love it. I love the print, I love the texture, I love the pockets, I wish the shoes weren’t matched so perfectly but that’s just a personal aversion By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 12:40 pm
Girly Throw Downs Downton Abbey & Sherlock Cumberbatch Click away now if you can’t handle the spoilers. WARNING: MEGA SPOILERS AHEAD GO! Have you gone? Just want to make sure. Here are new shots from the set of Downton Abbey series 3. My eyes are buggy but is that Lady Edith and ...Sir Anthony Strallan? God, I By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 11:40 am
Maple Leaf Taylor Kitsch for Tomorrow Taylor Kitsch was named Male Star of Tomorrow at CinemaCon yesterday. Previous award winners include: 2011 - Chris Hemsworth 2010 - Alex Pettyfer 2009 - Chris Pine 2008 - Emile Hirsch (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH) 2007 - Shia LaBeouf Taylor was there to promote two upcoming films for Universal. Battleship opens in North By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 11:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer's good dress, bad length It's a better dress than she wore the other day - click here to see - and it could have been a very good one, if not for the weird length. Hits her right at the knee. Not all that flattering, right? Two inches higher and we' By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession M = Pregnant Forever Jessica Simpson posted a video from her baby shower yesterday. It’s short, so have a look first and we’ll regroup after: So... This shower happened on March 18th. That’s SIX WEEKS AGO. Can you imagine how uncomfortable she must be now? Jessica tweeted the other day that By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:43 am
Royals Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy... Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Charlize's nude strips Charlize Theron never looks sh-tty. And she doesn't look sh-tty in this dress. But...it's a bad dress. A horrible dress. I hate those nude strips along the side. And on anyone else it would have been an unmitigated disaster. Charlize being Charlize, she turned an By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:19 am
BFFs Double date before the White House George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were out last night for dinner on a double with his boy Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford. They’ll be leaving soon for DC where both are expected to be at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. George is a guest of Time. And, yes, Lindsay By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:11 am
Girly Throw Downs DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:01 am
Royals Remembering The Dress If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 09:52 am
Intro for April 27, 2012 Dear Gossips, Prince William rang his grandmother when the first version of his wedding guest list was presented to him and there were 777 people on it he didn’t know. How does that work? Does he make an appointment for the phone call or does the butler just pick By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 09:30 am
Channing Tatum Superhero Heights Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, and Joe Manganiello all showed up at an event last night. Hemsworth, as you know, is the god Thor. So he’s a beast. I mean, this is a tall guy. But look at him next to Manganiello! He becomes average-sized. And Channing Tatum, sandwiched between By Lainey • Apr 26, 2012 04:17 pm
